Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread

[polychronopolous]

She couldn't stay away from him. They broke up four times before they even met..
















Actually, they never met..






Come back, Will...

It's strange how the smallest little comments on getbig can make u laugh the hardest. I remember when all that drama went down at the very beginning "irishdave" I believe said simply "lol WillGrant is such an epic loser" and it was one of the hardest times I ever laughed because it was so true!  

The little beta male working behind the scenes who finally gets exposed by the trifiling, flaky bitch that everyone with half a brain can clearly see is fully capable of destroying a weak, insecure man with the slightest bit of ease.

And I say all this with the pretense that booty is actually pretty damn funny most times and i love reading her posts but it's just pure comedy seeing her twirl these little milquetoast simps around her fingers with the slightest bit of ease. I gotta give her props on that though.

[Shockwave]

Its a fact. Talking to the guy online.... Never ever met him. That's not rewriting history.

Yeah but you completely left out many other facts, an extremely cherry picked version of events designed to make you look much less pathetic.

[TrueGrit]

I was talking to him, I never met him. As for Lee the only thing we shared together was a meal sometimes.

True..but the meal had been eaten and digested many hours before and the contents were shared on your chest!

[che]

True..but the meal had been eaten and digested many hours before and the contents were shared on your chest!

[chaos]

True..but the meal had been eaten and digested many hours before and the contents were shared on your chest!

That's a shitty thing to say. I don't give a shit how shitty a person is, that shit is mean.
Just had to get that off my chest.

[booty]

Yeah but you completely left out many other facts, an extremely cherry picked version of events designed to make you look much less pathetic.

I won't talk to someone that I don't want to.

[TrueGrit]

That's a shitty thing to say. I don't give a shit how shitty a person is, that shit is mean.
Just had to get that off my chest.

Shit just got real

[Z Father]

That's a shitty thing to say. I don't give a shit how shitty a person is, that shit is mean.
Just had to get that off my chest.

He's just giving her shit Chaos.

[che]

[old-school-lifter]

atleast the beautyful man with glasses and afro is lean, fatso.

as for the skinny, oh well its all angles, pump no pump, and with arm spread look like shit, try to emulate the pose and see how you look in it, my guess is like an obese jesus on the cross.

this is one day before that party, yah, looks like night and day, but we can do away the skinny guy thing now i think



and the piss stain pic,also 24hrs before the party

looking large, hard and very lean

good work

are you banging the darker chick on your right? she is hawt!



see,jeff, that softness on abs kinda went away overnight.

diureticsdrinking tea do this, they flatten you overnight,just saying

[booty]

My boobs are better than that photoshop.

[chaos]

He's just giving her shit Chaos.

Yeah but this shits out of control, how much shit is this poor lady capable of handling? Eventually she'll have to get this shit off her chest and when she does, she'll spread that shit all over getbig.

[Shockwave]

I won't talk to someone that I don't want to.

wat



you literally were e-infatuated with that dude for months... whether you were juat playimg cock tease or not, I dont care... but to act like you were talking and it was no big deal if fucking retarded, and youre just downplaying it to seem less like a pathetic middld age attention whore.

[che]

My boobs are better than that photoshop.

[booty]

wat



you literally were e-infatuated with that dude for months... whether you were juat playimg cock tease or not, I dont care... but to act like you were talking and it was no big deal if fucking retarded, and youre just downplaying it to seem less like a pathetic middld age attention whore.

dec - march. That is not long in my mind.

[chaos]

Well this shit just keeps piling up.

[Z Father]

Yeah but this shits out of control, how much shit is this poor lady capable of handling? Eventually she'll have to get this shit off her chest and when she does, she'll spread that shit all over getbig.

Ha ha  



It's a shitty situation  

[Shockwave]

dec - march. That is not long in my mind.

You know, eventually this shit is going to boil over... and when it does, everyone on getbig is going to be left with eating a giant shit sammich.

And you're a crazy bitch that cannot operate in reality. You were acting like a pathetic, old, infatuated E-whore.
Now, suddenly, it was no big thing. Except it was. A huge, steaming pile of dung all over the face of every getbigger that had the misfortune of wandering into any one of the threads that you and willgrant shit all over with your retarded lovey dovey bullshit.

[Mr Nobody]

dec - march. That is not long in my mind.

Booty can can take it and dish it out.

[Borracho]

pre implant pic of booty looking nice and young.

[booty]

I prefer Ben Stillers face. I don't find Adam Sandler funny at all.

[manuelsonn]

I prefer Ben Stillers feaces. I don't find Adam Sandler funny at all.

[The Ugly]

ok, little bit updating, been busy making the female population happy.

so was out clubbing, met a whole female football team after in the club the security gurads asked me to wear a shirt instead of tanktop, absolute pathetic.anyway that night isnt worth special further mention, but another beach story is.

so couple days, was on the beach with 2 frends, think me, another jacked but taller guy and model faced guy who skinyfat, dont train, this way we can cather to various groups of females theres something for them all.

so we lay there, checking the scene discreetly like hawks, the taller guy tries his luck with some horseteethed tall girl for warmup and miserably fails.
now comes this milf along with a bikini that basicaly consists of nothing, shes always been eyefucking me(so do many, i enjoy when whores who are there with their beta boyfrends do that), so i chat her up, she says she waiting for another female frend to come, and asks if we mind guarding her stuff while she goes into the water.
i say no problem frends will guard i come to the water with you, and walk infront of her, full well knowing she will have vaginal meltdown looking at my striated back and the "make me babies" inducing v taper of my upper body.
another positive aspect is, the women there see im approachable, so on my way through the crowd full of women staring at my fully discreetly flexed abs, i "offer" her a hand to guide her so she doesnt fall over
then we go into the water,go out, i see how she cant help but to stare at the water soaked godlike physique.
then we sit down and start some talk, very shortly after she says her ex is bodybuilder, i tell her when you had one the normal men seem like runner up price, she laughs,soon after we all start talking sex matters.
she actually said "you guys seem very hormonized"haha, she meant to say harmonized as in good team, but since then she always calls us the hormonized.
so we talk about sexual preferences and we ask her if she likes the russian sunglasses technique(a term we invented)she says whats that, we explain to her ful loud so half beach can hear, its when the guy sits on her face with balls on her eyes and she licks his asshole
furthermore, i tell her woman must wear the porn shoes and stockings for sex or i refuse, my frends agree with me as if its most normal thing in the world(good conditioning them trick),she says she sees it the same way.
and then offers to make us dinner some day soon.i ask her to go shopping some shoes soon, to which she freneticaly agrees.

by now her female frend has arrived, shes also a milf hottie, but not so shaven under the biini area, we 3 make council and talk about the issue, bc that girl also wants to join that dinner, where we obviously plan to have epic 4some or so, and hairy vagina has no lace there, so we decide its my duty to ensure they both come shaved.

the day goes by, we have fun, and i take the numbers of both the girls, and meet the first one today, went bit shopping into town.
she comes with epic high heels, dressed very sexy, i come with elegant trousers, elegant shoes ,hair full of gel, and not so elegant tank top,very skin tight,and the sporty convertible.
as were about to walk down stairs where she has problems due to heels, i just lift her up infront of many pl who eat at restarant and this is good opurtunity to flex triceps and biceps, the women in restarant all look with that glazed dreaming look in their eyes at me ,somer even say to their partners why dont you are so gentleman like that guy(me).
she still btw pretends not so much interest,this is importnat to know.
then we go into shoe shop and theres kinda cheap pair i like seeing on her and she ask if i buy them for her, i say no problem.
she loks at me suprised, and asks what i want in exchange for that.
i tell her right infront of the 2 saleswomen there "youll just have to waer them when we have sex"
and shes like" thats it?thats all you ask for?" i say yeah, sure the ice is broken at this point

so yeah took her home,fucked the daylights out of her, after that she said her female frend absolutely wants to fuck with me too, or with any of the frends, i tell her no problem we all would do her too she just has to shave, she says she will tell that to her frend.
i ask her if she dont mind if i have sex with her female frend to ,now after we had something, she said no problem(ofc she dont hink that, but she took good note when she asked me what annoys me about women and i replied i like being a free spirit and no like telling women what and when i do what).
and yes i did raw, but with pulling out and coming on the feet just bc i like that
she asked before if i want sex with or without condom, i started rolling eyes,and she smelled the coffe and said she likes it better without.

summer of love, this week 3 other girls waiting in line to be filled up with semen.so busy i have to select the less hot ones for later on or entirely drop them.

conclude, be shredded, dont be fatso.

This should come with a book cover.

[ProudVirgin69]

Galineko you ever catch anything from your exploits?

Not hating, just curious how you manage that

[no one]

lol dude your stories are fucking priceless!

awesome.