Author Topic: 2013 Europa Dallas Pro - Guru Wars - Who will prevail? (Read 2964 times)

Ron · « **on:** August 12, 2013, 03:25:50 PM »

Going to be a fun battle with the competitors and their guru's in Dallas.

George Farah is working with Essa Obiad.
Hany Rambod is working with Steve Kuclo.
Dennis James is working with Lionel Beyeke.

But will it matter if Zhak Khan beats them all?

Big N · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:27:52 PM »

Ron, it's a tough one. The real question is, which one of these guru's have the most experience with a tranny.

delta9mda · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:32:07 PM »

team Pussy Claad! team "ya know im sayin"?

zack for the win

dyslexic · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:34:26 PM »

Hmmmm....

Too bad the *real* gurus aren't there.

Oh well, we shall see.

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:38:06 PM »

Beyeke for the win.

stavios · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:39:25 PM »

Zack Khan won't win shit.

and it's not about the gurus, it's about the bbers

calfzilla · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:40:01 PM »

Whoever gives the least amount of fucks about their client's kidneys will prevail.

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2013, 04:41:44 PM »

DJ is a "guru" now? ohh brother......

dyslexic · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2013, 06:41:35 PM »

Quote from: NYSTATEOFMIND on August 12, 2013, 04:41:44 PM

DJ is a "guru" now? ohh brother......

Doesn't that kind of set a standard for these "said" gurus? A Pro bodybuilder....

knows his drugs... and isn't DJ one of those guys who has always been blamed for either 1) looking great before the show or 2) looking great after the show? He never could dial it in on *the day* of the show? Why would someone trust his judgement?

Connections?

titusisback · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2013, 06:43:17 PM »

Why is it called Europa Dallas?

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2013, 06:47:40 PM »

Quote from: delta9mda on August 12, 2013, 03:32:07 PM

team Pussy Claad! team "ya know im sayin"?

zack for the win

This, I'm with Delta!

musclecenter · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2013, 06:50:29 PM »

King "guru" Kamali will win the battle

Ron · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2013, 07:25:01 PM »

Quote from: titusisback on August 12, 2013, 06:43:17 PM

Why is it called Europa Dallas?

Europa is the title sponsor. Like last weeks Tampa Pro show was the PBW Tampa Pro Show.

Aka Honda Center, Staples, Center, Nokia Arena, the Frito-Lay Bowl.

A 'guru' is just another word for the adviser or trainer that works with a competitor up into the show. Call it a personal trainer or whatever, but lately, the guru is the most fancy word for it.

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and it's not about the gurus, it's about the bbers

Absolutely, but I find it comical how the gurus are so involved.

arce1988 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2013, 07:26:03 PM »

Who is the Guru of Zack?

Skeletor · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2013, 07:28:53 PM »

Guru Nanak.

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2013, 08:25:49 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on August 12, 2013, 06:41:35 PM

Doesn't that kind of set a standard for these "said" gurus? A Pro bodybuilder....

knows his drugs... and isn't DJ one of those guys who has always been blamed for either 1) looking great before the show or 2) looking great after the show? He never could dial it in on *the day* of the show? Why would someone trust his judgement?

Connections?

yes in theory..i just find it comical that anyone who has a drug connect and can advise you to eat low carb and protein or high carb and protein becomes a guru

as much as i like DJ and he was a thick mofo one of his biggest criticisms was never getting his conditioning quite right- he may build a stable of tank top Mr Olympias

dyslexic · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2013, 09:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Ron on August 12, 2013, 07:25:01 PM

A 'guru' is just another word for the adviser or trainer that works with a competitor up into the show. Call it a personal trainer or whatever, but lately, the guru is the most fancy word for it.

Whoah!!! That means I'm a "Guru!".... wait....

Was I supposed to suddenly feel different? Oh, that's right it's just a fancy name. I wonder how different people would perceive me around the gym if suddenly my shirt said "Guru" instead of "Trainer"

??

Maybe certain nationalities might want to know about my religious affiliations...

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:24:04 PM »

Quote from: Ron on August 12, 2013, 07:25:01 PM

Europa is the title sponsor. Like last weeks Tampa Pro show was the PBW Tampa Pro Show.

Aka Honda Center, Staples, Center, Nokia Arena, the Frito-Lay Bowl.

A 'guru' is just another word for the adviser or trainer that works with a competitor up into the show. Call it a personal trainer or whatever, but lately, the guru is the most fancy word for it.

Absolutely, but I find it comical how the gurus are so involved.

I always though the gurus were just guys who had good PED and Political connections.

Then again nobody uses PED's and there is no politics in Bodybuilding

PORKY · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:38:39 AM »

This - Guru Pitka

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2013, 07:41:15 AM »

The term Guru should be changed to Adviser!

OTHstrong · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2013, 07:46:58 AM »

Quote from: Ron on August 12, 2013, 03:25:50 PM

Going to be a fun battle with the competitors and their guru's in Dallas.

George Farah is working with Essa Obiad.
Hany Rambod is working with Steve Kuclo.
Dennis James is working with Lionel Beyeke.

But will it matter if Zhak Khan beats them all?

WELL COUNT DJ OUT, since Beyeke was 6 weeks out at the other show so now one week later he will be 5 weeks out, so never mind him winning.

BigCyp · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2013, 07:53:55 AM »

Lol contest 'guru' should be changed to 'temporary keeper of the kidneys' as that is their main role for about 16 weeks.

yates fan · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2013, 10:14:27 AM »

with kuclo and kahn in this show and beyeke lookin better this should be a good show!

The_Punisher · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2013, 10:20:44 AM »

will the real Chad Nichols please stand up...please stand up

Big N · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2013, 10:23:51 AM »