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gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« on: August 13, 2013, 03:01:26 PM »
Something has come up at short notice. I'm about 230lbs right now because I've slacked off eating and training for a zillion different reasons...in a nutshell I need to be 240+ in 3 weeks.
About to try blasting 1000mg prop (I've never went above 700 weekly on test before), about 800-1000mg eq and 40mg dbol for the next 3 weeks and maybe some generic hgh at 3-5iu. I'm gonna look like the michelin man probably but it should work...aye?
Any other suggestions from the experts? Some slin? I can get novorapid.

Won't use tren btw.

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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 03:06:19 PM »
1,000mg+ of test is good

Coach does NOT like Insulin

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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 03:06:37 PM »
Juicing for a wedding?  ;D

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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 03:07:21 PM »
Juicing for a wedding?  ;D

lol no, but yeah I'd probably do it for a wedding too haha

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 03:11:54 PM »
lol no, but yeah I'd probably do it for a wedding too haha
When events/vacations come up, always up the dosage, gotta look good for those pics   ;D

Anyways, you can use the npp for your cycle too, since no tren.

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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 03:17:01 PM »
When events/vacations come up, always up the dosage, gotta look good for those pics   ;D

Anyways, you can use the npp for your cycle too, since no tren.

NPP gives me epic puffy nipps even on 300/week, I am told only caber or prami will help this and I can't source it at this short notice

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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2013, 03:18:47 PM »
Something has come up at short notice. I'm about 230lbs right now because I've slacked off eating and training for a zillion different reasons...in a nutshell I need to be 240+ in 3 weeks.
About to try blasting 1000mg prop (I've never went above 700 weekly on test before), about 800-1000mg eq and 40mg dbol for the next 3 weeks and maybe some generic hgh at 3-5iu. I'm gonna look like the michelin man probably but it should work...aye?
Any other suggestions from the experts? Some slin? I can get novorapid.

Won't use tren btw.
Not my business but for an event most want to lose weight but you want to put it on  ???

Drop the eq, total waste of time, eq takes forever to get in and it is a long term benefit compound, what you need is heavy prop, heavy orals and if you can some NPP.

 1000mg prop, 700mg npp, 100mg d-bol and take a mild AI so your face doesn't turn to a red bloated mess.

Done, you will gain those lb on this^^^

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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2013, 03:20:37 PM »
NPP gives me epic puffy nipps even on 300/week, I am told only caber or prami will help this and I can't source it at this short notice
Add some superdrol then...pin slin too.

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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2013, 03:26:04 PM »
sorry just read you can not take npp,  ???

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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2013, 03:41:15 PM »
Not my business but for an event most want to lose weight but you want to put it on  ???

Drop the eq, total waste of time, eq takes forever to get in and it is a long term benefit compound, what you need is heavy prop, heavy orals and if you can some NPP.

 1000mg prop, 700mg npp, 100mg d-bol and take a mild AI so your face doesn't turn to a red bloated mess.

Done, you will gain those lb on this^^^

I've already been running EQ for a few weeks at a medium dose so it's already in my system. I'll be taking proviron with the dbol, lol at 100mg I never went above 40mg (on paper) in my life...my poor stomach ok we'll see

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2013, 03:41:55 PM »
sorry just read you can not take npp,  ???

My nipples double in size due to puffyness, I'd run it if I could find prami. I'll ask about real fast

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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2013, 09:21:37 PM »
Something has come up at short notice. I'm about 230lbs right now because I've slacked off eating and training for a zillion different reasons...in a nutshell I need to be 240+ in 3 weeks.
About to try blasting 1000mg prop (I've never went above 700 weekly on test before), about 800-1000mg eq and 40mg dbol for the next 3 weeks and maybe some generic hgh at 3-5iu. I'm gonna look like the michelin man probably but it should work...aye?
Any other suggestions from the experts? Some slin? I can get novorapid.

Won't use tren btw.

3.5wks/

don't bother with the eq.

Run 200/day of the prop and bump that dbol to 100mg/day.... run 10-15/day of nolvadex.

10iu humulinR 15mins before breakfast. breakfast should be 70g dextrose, 30g oat-powder (put oatmeal in a food processor or blender and pulse for a few mins.. dry! no water), and 30g whey concentrate and 30g whey isolate. repeat the same thing for a meal before an hour before bed. throw in 5iu with a dextrose/whey concentrate combo (Gatorade with 1 scoop of dextrose and 1 scoop of whey) post workout.

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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2013, 09:39:06 PM »
3.5wks/

don't bother with the eq.

Run 200/day of the prop and bump that dbol to 100mg/day.... run 10-15/day of nolvadex.

10iu humulinR 15mins before breakfast. breakfast should be 70g dextrose, 30g oat-powder (put oatmeal in a food processor or blender and pulse for a few mins.. dry! no water), and 30g whey concentrate and 30g whey isolate. repeat the same thing for a meal before an hour before bed. throw in 5iu with a dextrose/whey concentrate combo (Gatorade with 1 scoop of dextrose and 1 scoop of whey) post workout.
Not bad^^, I mean NPP is out, tren is out, a mild ai for the bloat of the d-bol, why not. You want those lb, this is a good idea here. slin protocol is on point as well.

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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2013, 10:42:10 PM »
That's hilarious.  Insulin, Gh, Dbol, 1000mg test.

Wait.....what....tren?  Whoa now, that's where I draw the line.

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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2013, 10:44:19 PM »
That's hilarious.  Insulin, Gh, Dbol, 1000mg test.

Wait.....what....tren?  Whoa now, that's where I draw the line.
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2013, 10:48:34 PM »
junk food and orals.

i can gain 20lbs in a fucken week eating nothing but shit and 40-50mgs dbol per day.

the mass you gain in 3.5 weeks isnt going to be quality so fuck it, eat like a pig.


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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2013, 10:48:59 PM »
Pics?



No chance you might just wanna get ripped and shredded?

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Re: gurus: need advice for 3.5 week bulk of 15lb+
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2013, 10:49:11 PM »
better be guzzleing that water too.

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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2013, 11:00:51 PM »
That's hilarious.  Insulin, Gh, Dbol, 1000mg test.

Wait.....what....tren?  Whoa now, that's where I draw the line.

 :D, perfect

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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2013, 11:02:24 PM »
Something has come up at short notice. I'm about 230lbs right now because I've slacked off eating and training for a zillion different reasons...in a nutshell I need to be 240+ in 3 weeks.
About to try blasting 1000mg prop (I've never went above 700 weekly on test before), about 800-1000mg eq and 40mg dbol for the next 3 weeks and maybe some generic hgh at 3-5iu. I'm gonna look like the michelin man probably but it should work...aye?
Any other suggestions from the experts? Some slin? I can get novorapid.

Won't use tren btw.

imo your going to hold a shit ton of water on the anadrol if your not 6% or leaner.

i like the prop, but i'd rather see 300mg of enanthate to keep you full, and then run 700mg of prop to round out the rest. id use anavar instead of anadrol for the reasons i mentioned.

i trust this isnt your first bbq w insulin so i suggest 7iu humalog pre workout and for the sake of expediency use log at 7iu post as well instead of fucking around w two types of slin. during your training session sip on waxy maize and bcaas. im not going to tell you how much i figure if your going to do this you already know this. same thing post workout as well. then one hour after eat your solid food meal of chicken breast and yam. try to eat twice more after this. if you dont know what your doing or this is your first time using it disregard this advise completely.

forget about the gh and switch to igf lr3. igf for some reason will result in a more rapid weight gain than gh will. if you alread have the gh, use igf with it.

might as well leave the eq in it'll help with your appetite. thats being said your going to have to eat. 2 pounds of lean ground beef a day and 2 pounds of chicken breast. keep enough carbs in to keep you full of glycogen but not enough to make you lethargic and hold a shit ton of water.

you can put on 15 pounds in 3.5 weeks of whatever, or 15 pounds of as much quality as you can. trust me your not going to put on a lot of qaulity but you can minimise how sloppy it'll look but still hit your mark. this should give you the 15 pounds you need w as much quality as you can expect in 3 weeks and volumise your cells instead of carrying it in your face.

if i had to put on 15 pounds in three weeks this is pretty much exactly how id do it- and i'd prolly end up closer to 20 if not over. cheers.
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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2013, 05:38:55 AM »
Is it for a movie, modelling job or something dave?

Why the need of such an increase of mass in such a short time?

Isn't 230 lbs cutting it for the new date/prospect? :D

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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2013, 09:53:56 AM »
junk food and orals.

i can gain 20lbs in a fucken week eating nothing but shit and 40-50mgs dbol per day.

the mass you gain in 3.5 weeks isnt going to be quality so fuck it, eat like a pig.



at first i agreed wholeheartedly with your post. but then at some point the weight has to come off to, and you gotta deal with the fat you gained. might as well try to make it as lean as possible.
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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2013, 10:04:35 AM »
at first i agreed wholeheartedly with your post. but then at some point the weight has to come off to, and you gotta deal with the fat you gained. might as well try to make it as lean as possible.
i hear you but who the fuck has a situation come up where you have to "gain 15lbs in 3.5 weeks". lol. This situation clearly doesn't involve him taking his shirt off. I can only assume he wants to look bigger in clothes to try an impress someone most likely other males. Nobody is going to put on sloppy weight to impress a female.

Thus my suggestion of just eating like a pig. lol


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« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2013, 11:42:01 AM »
That's hilarious.  Insulin, Gh, Dbol, 1000mg test.

Wait.....what....tren?  Whoa now, that's where I draw the line.

Tren messed my bp and temper up

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« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2013, 11:42:56 AM »
3.5wks/

don't bother with the eq.

Run 200/day of the prop and bump that dbol to 100mg/day.... run 10-15/day of nolvadex.

10iu humulinR 15mins before breakfast. breakfast should be 70g dextrose, 30g oat-powder (put oatmeal in a food processor or blender and pulse for a few mins.. dry! no water), and 30g whey concentrate and 30g whey isolate. repeat the same thing for a meal before an hour before bed. throw in 5iu with a dextrose/whey concentrate combo (Gatorade with 1 scoop of dextrose and 1 scoop of whey) post workout.

Good post man thx for advice