Author Topic: Piers Morgan almost dies from fall (Read 4372 times)

tommywishbone · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2013, 05:32:15 PM »

wanker

arce1988 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2013, 05:32:34 PM »

He said he broke six ribs and tore his lung open and almost expired damn

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2013, 05:36:53 PM »

Jeremy Clarkson almost died with happiness...

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2013, 05:43:25 PM »

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2013, 05:57:59 PM »

I thought the whole point of the Segway was that you couldn't fall off them

arce1988 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2013, 06:00:22 PM »

Tell that to the owner. Wait.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2013, 06:00:50 PM »

Take out the almost and this would be a better story.

bradistani · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2013, 06:02:40 PM »

almost isn't good enough

gym**rat · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2013, 06:03:18 PM »

almost isn't good enough

X2

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2013, 07:29:29 PM »

I'm not saying that I wish the he would have died, I'm just saying the world would be better off if he had. Good for him though, he cheated death.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2013, 08:53:12 PM »

I'm not saying I want him dead, but if he was to fall and have his voice box ripped out of his body, the world would be a better place...

Disgusted · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2013, 08:59:19 PM »

I'm not saying I want him dead, but if he was to fall and have his voice box ripped out of his body, the world would be a better place...

Yep

arce1988 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2013, 09:04:09 PM »

ESFitness · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2013, 09:55:33 PM »

he was probably thinking of some snotty, pompous remark he could say on that evening's show.

RagingBull · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2013, 10:12:52 PM »

Although I do not agree with Piers politically, I wish him a speedy recovery.

BigCyp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2013, 03:07:26 AM »

Don't worry guys, as soon as he lands in the UK I will still punch him in the jaw.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2013, 03:13:04 AM »

Don't worry guys, as soon as he lands in the UK I will still punch him in the jaw.

thank you!

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2013, 03:14:15 AM »

Pity about the "almost"

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2013, 09:09:01 AM »

gosh I hope the Segway wasn't broken!

dustin · « **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2013, 09:09:46 AM »

almost isn't good enough

Came in to say this. Dang it!

Twaddle · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2013, 09:47:52 AM »

Fuck!! We were so close.

BRO · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:36:53 AM »

Was this recent? Didn't make the headlines... This lad must not be as important as that Ryan Seacrest...

Wiggs · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:44:36 AM »

Fuck!! We were so close.

lol

Tedim · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:49:29 AM »

Almost.....is just not good enough.