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LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« on: August 14, 2013, 05:54:33 PM »

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2013, 05:55:31 PM »
At least Squadfather found work

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2013, 05:56:08 PM »
 Honestly, Trainer for weights and shit is NOT about eating. You can be fat as lard but know every thing there is about lifting weights. What you lift and what you eat are totally different subjects. He is not teaching people how to eat. He is teaching them how to lift.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 05:57:23 PM »
Honestly, Trainer for weights and shit is NOT about eating. You can be fat as lard but know every thing there is about lifting weights. What you lift and what you eat are totally different subjects. He is not teaching people how to eat. He is teaching them how to lift.

Somehow I get the feeling he's not doing either.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 05:58:19 PM »

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 05:59:31 PM »
Somehow I get the feeling he's not doing either.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 06:01:08 PM »
Honestly, Trainer for weights and shit is NOT about eating. You can be fat as lard but know every thing there is about lifting weights. What you lift and what you eat are totally different subjects. He is not teaching people how to eat. He is teaching them how to lift.

You are wrong. They are training people how to get fit, which does include proper diet. I have been in several LA Fitness around the country and have never seen a trainer for just weight lifting there.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 06:02:40 PM »
  I was being facetious       hence the avocado joke  ;)

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2013, 06:04:14 PM »
  I was being facetious       hence the avocado joke  ;)

Sorry arce, my bad.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2013, 06:07:39 PM »
massive lats, they almost ripping apart his tshirt

levrone-ish traps

hairdresser mustve died long ago

good v taper, it just goes the wrong way but no big deal

first i thought this is the mcdonalds staff boss they have similair t shorts, but in mcdonalds the tshirt has "coach" written on it




Kind of looks like fat Girleniko

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2013, 06:19:44 PM »
I notice most gyms hire guys and girls in their 20's as trainers. You have to work really hard to be out of shape at that age. Having a non drug using trainer in shape in their 50's is rare.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2013, 06:36:09 PM »
Honestly, Trainer for weights and shit is NOT about eating. You can be fat as lard but know every thing there is about lifting weights. What you lift and what you eat are totally different subjects. He is not teaching people how to eat. He is teaching them how to lift.

how confident would you be to pay this guy to train you?

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2013, 07:08:28 PM »
if i had kids id pay him so they can laugh at him like ppl laugh at circus attractions, but thats it.


in the gym id hand him my towle and tell him"here janitor boy, go wash that"

busy night at work? 8)

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2013, 07:11:35 PM »
At least Squadfather found work

Hahahahaha, you're a dick but that was funny as hell. lol

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2013, 07:12:36 PM »
there's this miniature troll at my gym who wears a "trainer shirt".  this thing (seriously questioning the sex) is one of the most pathetic creatures i've ever seen: decaying hair, twig legs, about 5 degrees of total vertebral flex potential, scampers around like a rickety old contraption, pot-bellied, gollum-looking fuck... the audacity is unbelievable.

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« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2013, 07:13:12 PM »
He trained a cat to sit on his head.

Impressive.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2013, 07:16:46 PM »
Should have stopped at "LA Fitness".

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2013, 07:25:50 PM »
I think that's just his last name on his shirt from the bowling league he belongs to.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2013, 09:12:59 PM »
The guys name is Jeffery Trainer...He place 4th two years ago at a National hot dog eating contest...

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2013, 09:49:54 PM »
Oh geez... he stole my shirt!  :o


Goes to show, anyone can get a cert.


P.A.T. tests can also be quite biased, hence, the fat pig.

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2013, 11:30:20 PM »
Here in sf the most popular trainers are obese dykes. At my last gym the head trainer was a porky lezzer with a wobbling gunt and tree trunk sausage legs.

People want someone " non threatening " a lot of the time

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2013, 11:33:02 PM »

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2013, 11:46:58 PM »
Wow, I really need a haircut

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2013, 03:57:23 AM »
Are there things?

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Re: LA Fitness Personal Trainer
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2013, 04:01:05 AM »
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