Author Topic: Expendables 3 - Mel Gibson looking jacked (Read 35410 times)

Tapeworm · « **Reply #100 on:** August 22, 2013, 02:13:32 AM »

If he were installed in an African village thanks to your generous donations, and a certified medical practitioner declared him to completely healthy, he'd be Well Gibson.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #101 on:** August 22, 2013, 02:17:54 AM »

If he hurriedly moved to Germany he'd be Macht Snell Gibson.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #102 on:** August 22, 2013, 02:21:11 AM »

If he gets fatter he'll be Swell Gibson.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #103 on:** August 22, 2013, 02:23:48 AM »

Somewhere between a liquid and a solid is Gel Gibson.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #104 on:** August 22, 2013, 02:37:20 AM »

If he toppled down the stairs he'd be Fell Gibson.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #105 on:** August 22, 2013, 02:41:57 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on August 22, 2013, 02:37:20 AM

If he toppled down the stairs he'd be Fell Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #106 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:18:17 AM »

If he dieted down he'd be Mel Ribbon.

phreak · « **Reply #107 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:18:55 AM »

After The Passion of the Christ, jews are convinced he's Hell Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #108 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:19:31 AM »

With his clear and loud bell-like voice he should be called Knell Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #109 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:21:30 AM »

Always one to speak out, he's Tell Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #110 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:22:17 AM »

Claiming everything in sight for himself he's Mel Dibson.

phreak · « **Reply #111 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:23:31 AM »

As a descendant of one of the Beegees, he's Mel Gibbson.

phreak · « **Reply #112 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:24:15 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on August 22, 2013, 02:17:54 AM

If he hurriedly moved to Germany he'd be Macht Snell Gibson.

Kartoffelsalat?

TYT?

phreak · « **Reply #113 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:26:27 AM »

Somehow he's talked his way out of every career-threatening event, this Mel Glibson.

phreak · « **Reply #114 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:31:24 AM »

Shit, I'm out.

phreak · « **Reply #115 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:32:26 AM »

Oh wait,

After getting a new laptop he's now Dell Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #116 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:34:18 AM »

French honey roast him and he's Miel Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #117 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:35:03 AM »

Participating in riots he's Melee Gibson.

phreak · « **Reply #118 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:37:36 AM »

If he was a triangular sail he'd be Mel Jibson.

phreak · « **Reply #119 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:38:17 AM »

Late at night his wife refers to him as Mel Jizzon.

phreak · « **Reply #120 on:** August 22, 2013, 03:38:56 AM »

Yes, ladies and gentlemen: this is what working on one's career looks like.

Tapeworm and me bringing teh funny, others getting left in our dust!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #121 on:** August 22, 2013, 04:14:27 AM »

Quote from: phreak on August 22, 2013, 03:32:26 AM

Oh wait,

After getting a new laptop he's now Dell Gibson.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #122 on:** August 22, 2013, 04:21:05 AM »

Why do women tend to get fat arms especially the triceps even if they are thin.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #123 on:** August 22, 2013, 04:29:06 AM »

Quote from: phreak on August 22, 2013, 03:22:17 AM

Claiming everything in sight for himself he's Mel Dibson.

I lost!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #124 on:** August 22, 2013, 04:35:20 AM »

Down the rope & into the gunfight, mounaineering commando Rappel Gibson.