Last night I was arrested for following someone all the way home from the gym, hurling insults the whole way, and eventually breaking into their house so I could wait in the attic. In the middle of the night I jumped down onto their bed and scared the shit out of them, and then followed them around the house arguing profusely with everything they said.
I told the police I was just trolling like UKjeff does, but they said it is a serious matter.