Totally agree: successfully building and maintaining a family, getting into HLS and leading its law review, being in "campaign mode" in American politics for almost a decade (2004-2013 and counting) and being very good at it, and becoming a two-term POTUS are all indicative of an extremely lazy person with a drug-addled mind.
Contrariwise, what 3333 has achieved with his endeavors (family, financial, intellectual, etc.) would make that dastardly choomer break down in jealousy.