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WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« on: August 27, 2013, 07:21:05 AM »
After the gym, it was hot as shit outside.  90 degrees and muggy. I needed to get gas and ran into the 7-11 and got a slurpee for the first time in years.  I got the Coke slurpee.  It poured out like foam.  As soon as it hit the cup, the shit expanded like insulation foam.  The color was a light brown and when I drank it just tasted like a chemically enhanced beverage with a hint of coke flavor.  Utter shit.  I remember it used to be more icy with a rich Coca Cola flavor like blending a coke with ice.  This shit they serve now is disgusting.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2013, 09:12:20 AM »
Ok, I'll play.  What I find most tragic is your gauging the decline of western civilization by The Slurpee.  That in itself, right?  ;D

Mods, please move this to the crotchety board.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2013, 09:14:58 AM »
I agree 100%. And then either the flavor is not distributed or you get this flavorless ice ball at the bottom.
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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 09:36:44 AM »
Burger king frozen coke is better, it's exactly the way you described.

7/11 slurpees are all right, the low-calorie flavor isn't too bad

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 09:38:20 AM »
That damn heme-iron will crush you.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2013, 09:45:52 AM »
Icee is now greater than slurpee.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 09:52:34 AM »
whatever happened to the slurpee has happened to just about everything.  companies have to make more and more money all the time, even if they sell the same amount of product.  so they cut corners, come up with new technologies, go with the lowest vendor/lowest quality supplier.  and prices keep going up the whole time.  if you ever demanded to get quality ANYTHING, you would be pay several times the price you are paying now.  fucked.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2013, 11:22:41 AM »
The Squishee at kwick e mart is way better then slurpee

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 11:40:59 AM »
No weezing the juice.
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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 11:44:19 AM »
Same out here - my wife drinks them.

I can never figure the fucking things out. First you pour it & fill the cup - then you get to the cashier and the things half fucking empty again.


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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2013, 01:12:11 PM »
The Squishee at kwick e mart is way better then slurpee

except the chutnee flavor
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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 01:15:12 PM »
Ok, I'll play.  What I find most tragic is your gauging the decline of western civilization by The Slurpee. 

Well, that HOW you gauge the western civilization!

You ALWAYS judge it by the quality of the Slurpee, and the way the Slurpee is going, it doesn't bode well for our future.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2013, 01:53:16 PM »
 :D ;D

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2013, 02:09:11 PM »
After the gym, it was hot as shit outside.  90 degrees and muggy. I needed to get gas and ran into the 7-11 and got a slurpee for the first time in years.  I got the Coke slurpee.  It poured out like foam.  As soon as it hit the cup, the shit expanded like insulation foam.  The color was a light brown and when I drank it just tasted like a chemically enhanced beverage with a hint of coke flavor.  Utter shit.  I remember it used to be more icy with a rich Coca Cola flavor like blending a coke with ice.  This shit they serve now is disgusting.
it looks good to me

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2013, 02:30:42 PM »
it looks good to me
dude you are one a brutal diet everything looks good to you

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2013, 02:31:53 PM »
dude you are one a brutal diet everything looks good to you
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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2013, 02:32:10 PM »
Ok, I'll play.  What I find most tragic is your gauging the decline of western civilization by The Slurpee.  That in itself, right?  ;D

Mods, please move this to the crotchety board.

LOL!

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2013, 03:32:58 PM »
After the gym, it was hot as shit outside.  90 degrees and muggy. I needed to get gas and ran into the 7-11 and got a slurpee for the first time in years.  I got the Coke slurpee.  It poured out like foam.  As soon as it hit the cup, the shit expanded like insulation foam.  The color was a light brown and when I drank it just tasted like a chemically enhanced beverage with a hint of coke flavor.  Utter shit.  I remember it used to be more icy with a rich Coca Cola flavor like blending a coke with ice.  This shit they serve now is disgusting.


The syrup box needed to be changed out....no different than fountain soda.  Next time, let the attendent know, only take a quick second
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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2013, 03:36:43 PM »
you need


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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2013, 03:39:33 PM »
you need



Lol had that when I was a kid.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2013, 03:43:41 PM »

The syrup box needed to be changed out....no different than fountain soda.  Next time, let the attendent know, only take a quick second
:D ;D Funny post.

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Re: WTF happened to the 7-11 Slurpee
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2013, 05:41:43 PM »
No weezing the juice.

Haha.  Inbreeduuurs!