Denise and I partied together many times. . .
Went to a Ramones concert and afterwards we were heading to some bar in Hollywood. Denise had to piss and tells me to stop the car. She gets out, walks around to the front of my car, pulls down her pants, grabs my front bumper and squats down and starts pissing. As I'm laughing my ass off- she yells for me to throw her my leather jacket- I throw it to her and she uses my leather jacket to wipe her coochie.
Absolutely true story.
more coming. . .