helmets fuck up your hair
look silly carrying a helmet next to your briefcase wearing a suit
don't wanna ride a bike after training legs... or arms
if you're over 220lbs, anything under a 750 will feel slow on a sportbike
bbers on sportbikes look retarded
try avoiding a thrown tread at the last minute on a cruiser
road rash will fuck up your training for a while
hitting the little plastic lane dividers with your hip while sliding will fuck up leg day for a month
---- if youre a bber, and a bigger dude, drive a truck... or suv. i'd rather be the hammer than the nail.
