Don't worry dude, these getbiggers here are spending too much time in the gym.
I was going to look into a seedbox through my favorite Torrent site but ultimately decided against it. I didn't see the point when i could get everything through a private tracker. I did get a Dropbox account that i use to share stuff with my friends, so now i 'get' how seedboxes work.
Have you looked at newsgroups at all? I think newsgroups and seedboxes are the only ways to be 'off the grid' or as anon as possible when downloading. Newsgroups are getting more and more garbage files by the day though.
So even though i know what you're talking about, i have no solutions for you i'm afraid...
