Tatted from head to toe - check
Flat billed hat pulled over the top of the ears or warn backwards at the eyebrows - check
Big faced watch that weighs 5lbs - check
Waxed eyebrows and side burns with a 1/4" strip of hair from bottom of lip - check
Pitbull named "Dbol" - check
Gucci wallet and travel bags - check
Make hardcore faces while flashing white guy gang signs (a la Dana Linn Bailey) - Check
Ware shirts and tank tops that are 3 sizes too small and baggy basketball shorts with $300 Nikes - Check
Born and raised in a gated community in a million dollar neighborhood - check
Date a pornstar..because you know those are always solid relationships - check
Make sure you never step foot in East LA or So. Central for fear of getting your ass shot, but that's ok because you're "hardcore".
