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« on: September 08, 2013, 12:48:19 PM »

Looked like a criminal reptilian, im so fed up with internet dates, she looked like adelle, not my taste. Dont you fuckin hate when a chick is a 6 out of 10 and wants to cuddle and kiss you 100 times after sex.
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 12:51:41 PM »

Looked like a criminal reptilian, im so fed up with internet dates, she looked like adelle, not my taste. Dont you fuckin hate when a chick is a 6 out of 10 and wants to cuddle and kiss you 100 times after sex.

Tell her you're a diabetic and you have to go bc you need an insulin shot.

Title makes me think you rocked her world though
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 12:53:35 PM »

Tell her you're a diabetic and you have to go bc you need an insulin shot.

Title makes me think you rocked her world though

hmm yeah thats a good tip bro, i did fuck her brains out yes, multiple times
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2013, 12:54:43 PM »

Looked like a criminal reptilian, im so fed up with internet dates, she looked like adelle, not my taste. Dont you fuckin hate when a chick is a 6 out of 10 and wants to cuddle and kiss you 100 times after sex.

Kinda weird how men are more repulsed by cuddling these creatures than fucking them
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2013, 12:54:57 PM »

C'mon, all she wanted to know was where you get your eyebrows waxed at. Yet, selfish you can't share.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2013, 12:57:28 PM »

C'mon, all she wanted to know was where you get your eyebrows waxed at. Yet, selfish you can't share.

haha im not selfish bro, i did it myself, i only did the upper part and in the middle, otherwise i geta unibrow
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2013, 12:59:40 PM »

Kinda weird how men are more repulsed by cuddling these creatures than fucking them

im a cuddly guy, but after cumming, come on, she has to be atleast a 8 for me to want to cuddle
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2013, 01:02:26 PM »

Tell her you're a diabetic and you have to go bc you need an insulin shot.

Title makes me think you rocked her world though

Reminds me of this time my college roommate banged this fat chick who had an insulin pump in her stomach. He woke up and she was staring at him, he told her, "hey hoss, you gotta leave before my roommates see you". She left crying.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2013, 01:04:40 PM »

Reminds me of this time my college roommate banged this fat chick who had an insulin pump in her stomach. He woke up and she was staring at him, he told her, "hey hoss, you gotta leave before my roommates see you". She left crying.

some of these woman are creepy man, as she get out of the door, i was looking trough the peep-hole of the door to see if she left, she was staring at my door outside  Huh
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 02:13:25 PM »

some of these woman are creepy man, as she get out of the door, i was looking trough the peep-hole of the door to see if she left, she was staring at my door outside  Huh

Lol how did you get her to leave anyways?  Fat bitch was probably wondering if you had oreos in the cupboard or something.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2013, 02:20:59 PM »

Lol how did you get her to leave anyways?  Fat bitch was probably wondering if you had oreos in the cupboard or something.
well i gave her some subtle hints. she was actually a sweet girl, she rode the bike for 1 hour to see me.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2014, 06:38:01 PM »

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