Been quite the controversy at my work place lately....
Yeah, but how can you avoid it after a six pack of tall boys?   I always keep the lot under my desk and drink there.  That way people don't see me get up to fetch another one.  I only hurled once, but cleaned that up pretty good with my shirt and suit jacket.
I only wish the chicks at the front desk liked me more.  And had bigger dicks to go with those bulging muscles.
*BELCH*
Excuse me!