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200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« on: September 11, 2013, 06:12:30 AM »
When most people contemplate death and dying, they update their will or get a timeshare in Boca Raton. Others (many more than you might think), however, apply for a one way trip to Mars to live out their days in a still hypothetical Martian colony.

The “Mars One” project, which has been soliciting applications for prospective space pioneers to live on Mars, announced on Monday it had received over 200,000 applications from more than 140 countries. The applicants are still a long way off from Martian living, however, as six-to-ten teams of four people are set to be selected by 2015 to undergo seven years of training. Then, in 2023, “one of these teams will become the first humans ever to land on Mars and live there for the rest of their lives,” reads the "Mars One" website.

The countries that had the applications were: U.S. (24 percent), India (10 percent), China (6 percent), Brazil (5 percent), and the U.K. (4 percent).

If you’d like a taste of who might be representing humanity on Mars, National Geographic has compiled a greatest hits of the video applications.

The initial mission to Mars will cost $6 billion, according to National Geographic, and “the plan is to have private financial backing, including a television reality show to help raise the funds for the maiden voyage in a decade’s time—and subsequent missions slated to follow every two years after that.”

Unsurprisingly, NASA is skeptical of the feasibility of the “Mars One” project and others have questioned the business plan, technical feasibility and potential health risks of the proposed colony, according to the Guardian.  Eight out of ten bodybuilders preferred a trip to Uranus, according to NASA officials.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 06:19:11 AM »
That is one in 35,000 of the human race, fuckin unbelievable.
So much so that I think they exaggerated that 200,000 figure.


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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 06:22:45 AM »
A lot of people in Detroit with nothing to do. Maybe they'd like to go.
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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 06:22:58 AM »
I would like to come to Uranus.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 06:32:58 AM »
Detroit-people can now do 26 ft dunks instead on Mars

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 07:08:36 AM »
Will there be booze on this flight?

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 07:17:05 AM »
Will there be booze on this flight?

No.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 07:19:04 AM »
I would like to go to venus because that is where women are from.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 07:31:06 AM »
''Mars is a cockholster"-Rip

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 07:45:39 AM »
Hopefully Obama will be on the first one way fight out.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 07:57:22 AM »
Gravity on Mars is less than half that on Earth so I would be a very strong man there.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 08:02:20 AM »
''Mars is a cockholster"-Rip

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 08:42:25 AM »
I read on the science website where the Gravity of the sun is so powerful that a 200lbs adult male on earth  would weigh close to 6,000lbs on the sun....fucking crazy......

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 08:44:48 AM »
Just a script for a new shitty reality tv show.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2013, 08:45:07 AM »
Think of the bench press records.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2013, 08:50:11 AM »
Think of the bench press records.

Yes, good point. Mars trip = bodybuilding related.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2013, 09:18:18 AM »

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2013, 09:31:58 AM »
I read on the science website where the Gravity of the sun is so powerful that a 200lbs adult male on earth  would weigh close to 6,000lbs on the sun....fucking crazy......

Jay Cutler is 280 pounds on the sun.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2013, 01:32:59 PM »
All you space fans add this to your play list.


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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2013, 01:34:14 PM »
Will there be booze on this flight?
I'm out.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2013, 01:34:58 PM »
i'd have to get a vasectomy and be sent up with a female companion.  

Also, what about medical care, etc?  Do they give you a suicide pill if you get some terminal painful illness, or just morphine?  What if you want to know who wins Big Brother?  They can radio you the results?

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2013, 01:36:49 PM »
There s probably nothing to do on mars other than build shit and grow vegetables, then get into wars with others for ressources and so on.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2013, 01:37:38 PM »
There s probably nothing to do on mars other than build shit and grow vegetables, then get into wars with others for ressources and so on.
Sounds like earth.

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Re: 200,000 people sign up for a ONE WAY ticket to Mars
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2013, 01:39:12 PM »
i'd have to get a vasectomy and be sent up with a female companion.  

Also, what about medical care, etc?  Do they give you a suicide pill if you get some terminal painful illness, or just morphine?  What if you want to know who wins Big Brother?  They can radio you the results?

You'll be sent up with Kai Greene, no need for a vasectomy. No suicide pill, the AIDS will take care of that. Kai will be the only "big brother" for you.