BREAKTHROUGH DIET DISCOVERED......

[Tedim]

Was foraging for food in the back of the fridge....found a Tupperware container with a nice pork chop. Age was a mystery but reheating in theory should have negated any harmful effects......it did not 

After the initial weight loss, a series of additional weight loss cycles have ensued and if this current cycle continues I should be able to lose most of my body weight within hours....

And for the ones not able to bear the suspense......the pork chop was quite tasty.

[ukjeff]

You should put it in a book and sell it for $20

[Tedim]

You should put it in a book and sell it for $20

Not enough time.....feeling lightheaded, fading fast

[arce1988]

 

[ukjeff]

Not enough time.....feeling lightheaded, fading fast

If you want to fart without shitting your pants lie on your front and all the shit drops down allowing the wind to safely pass over it.

Or is it lie on your back, Im not sure now.  
Let me know how you get on.

[Tedim]

If you want to fart without shitting your pants lie on your front and all the shit drops down allowing the wind to safely pass over it.

Or is it lie on your back, Im not sure now.  
Let me know how you get on.

At my quite younger and tender age I have already learned the wisdom of the ages...." Never trust a fart" . Ever!

[ukjeff]

From VIZ top tips.

Silence your windy bottom by pulling apart your buttocks before you pump. Hey Presto! No embarrassing 'fart' noise

Avoid soiling your trousers by not pulling apart your buttocks when you think you are about to fart.

[Knooger]

I'll pay $20 for a video of you shooting diarrhea out of your ass and vomit out of your mouth at the same time. 

[Irongrip400]

My diet is better, it's called don't eat. 

[Knooger]

My diet is better, it's called don't eat. 

Then how do you make the diarrhea and vomit?

[Irongrip400]

Then how do you make the diarrhea and vomit?

Visit tbombz. For both. 

[Knooger]

Visit tbombz. For both. 

That would do it.

[Teutonic Knight]

Not enough time.....feeling lightheaded, fading fast

So you don't know who is stocking yours fridge.
Could be some frozen Mammoths meat from Siberia