Author Topic: Did anyone see Scarlett Johansson last night? (Read 16945 times)

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #50 on:** September 16, 2013, 01:03:05 PM »

1. She had those wondrous juggaloons reduced, a veritable atrocity.

2. She's got the interpupillary distance of something from a hole-in-the-wall cantina on Tatooine.

3. Those knees look weird.

4. Her tattoos scream "trash" and are indicative of a rather confused and/or immature mind.

5. That nose is rather trollish, especially from the side.

6. None of the shots with her without makeup look any good.

7. Nigh unimaginably brutal triplet of cellulitic pockmarks spotted on the lower right thigh.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #51 on:** September 16, 2013, 01:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Tedim on September 16, 2013, 12:30:37 PM

In words: you prefer dumb & insecure sluts.

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #52 on:** September 16, 2013, 02:12:33 PM »

over-hyped over-rated by hollywood. I like to think of her as Jessica Biel's unnattractive sister.

Hungry2 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 16, 2013, 02:20:09 PM »

michael arvilla · « **Reply #54 on:** September 16, 2013, 04:06:38 PM »

Ok....then...it's settled no one want's her......

ill take her!

Costanza · « **Reply #55 on:** September 16, 2013, 04:12:20 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on September 16, 2013, 01:03:05 PM

1. She had those wondrous juggaloons reduced, a veritable atrocity.

2. She's got the interpupillary distance of something from a hole-in-the-wall cantina on Tatooine.

3. Those knees look weird.

4. Her tattoos scream "trash" and are indicative of a rather confused and/or immature mind.

5. That nose is rather trollish, especially from the side.

6. None of the shots with her without makeup look any good.

7. Nigh unimaginably brutal triplet of cellulitic pockmarks spotted on the lower right thigh.

Valid diagnosis of said specimen, would still hit though.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #56 on:** September 16, 2013, 04:14:00 PM »

Quote from: Dreadlifter on September 16, 2013, 02:12:33 PM

over-hyped over-rated by hollywood. I like to think of her as Jessica Biel's unnattractive sister.

You must own the 7th Heaven dvd collection.

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #57 on:** September 16, 2013, 05:15:42 PM »

Quote from: Pandemic on September 16, 2013, 05:02:27 PM

young Christopher Walken there

The Ugly · « **Reply #58 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:44:03 PM »

Quote from: Branchs Ears on September 16, 2013, 05:15:42 PM

young Christopher Walken there

Is it? Fucking dead ringer.

asbrus · « **Reply #59 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Papyrus on September 14, 2013, 11:27:03 PM

Nordic genetics

Not crazy about her tat though so I would decline her on that basis.

l0l N0RDIC. SHE G0T A N0SE SURGERY AND CHANGED HER WH0LE FACE AND IS A JEW AND Y0U'RE CALLING HER N0RDIC.

asbrus · « **Reply #60 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:48:09 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on September 16, 2013, 08:32:23 AM

lol yeah like 1/8 jewish

N0 SHE'S HALF JEWISH Y0U DIMWIT.

asbrus · « **Reply #61 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:49:01 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on September 16, 2013, 10:42:00 AM

Brutal cellulite on that right leg.

H0LY SHIT SHE G0T A NEW FACE. ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY. LITERALLY SHE L00KS LIKE A DIFFERENT PERS0N. WANT T0 BARF.

The Ugly · « **Reply #62 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:49:21 PM »

Quote from: asbrus on September 16, 2013, 08:48:09 PM

N0 SHE'S HALF JEWISH Y0U DIMWIT.

Ass bruise. Careful with the insults.

asbrus · « **Reply #63 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:50:31 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on September 16, 2013, 01:03:05 PM

1. She had those wondrous juggaloons reduced, a veritable atrocity.

2. She's got the interpupillary distance of something from a hole-in-the-wall cantina on Tatooine.

3. Those knees look weird.

4. Her tattoos scream "trash" and are indicative of a rather confused and/or immature mind.

5. That nose is rather trollish, especially from the side.

6. None of the shots with her without makeup look any good.

7. Nigh unimaginably brutal triplet of cellulitic pockmarks spotted on the lower right thigh.

SHE HAS A NEW FACE THR0UGH PLASTIC SURGERY.

The Ugly · « **Reply #64 on:** September 16, 2013, 08:55:39 PM »

Quote from: asbrus on September 16, 2013, 08:50:31 PM

SHE HAS A NEW FACE THR0UGH PLASTIC SURGERY.

I don't see it. Musta been good work.

old-school-lifter · « **Reply #65 on:** September 16, 2013, 10:47:02 PM »

highly overrated

way hotter chicks seen @ spring break in miami

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #66 on:** October 02, 2013, 06:00:54 PM »

Only scored a 1080 on her SAT's, would not dock.

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/scarlett-johansson-oct-2013#_

mik1111 · « **Reply #67 on:** October 02, 2013, 07:03:28 PM »

can spot better girls walking down the street.
and at least half of them are smarter.

she's a regular woman, fuck her

arce1988 · « **Reply #68 on:** October 02, 2013, 07:04:43 PM »

King Shizzo · « **Reply #69 on:** October 02, 2013, 07:05:44 PM »

Quote from: mik1111 on October 02, 2013, 07:03:28 PM

can spot better girls walking down the street.
and at least half of them are smarter.

she's a regular woman, fuck her

It's called being a unique beauty. Do you really see a face like that (plus the rack) on a daily basis?

Where do you live? Must be heaven. Shit! MOS was right all along.

O.Z. · « **Reply #70 on:** October 02, 2013, 08:27:23 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on October 02, 2013, 07:05:44 PM

It's called being a unique beauty. Do you really see a face like that (plus the rack) on a daily basis?

Where do you live? Must be heaven. Shit! MOS was right all along.

she is very feminine and that adds to her unique beauty.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #71 on:** October 02, 2013, 08:48:54 PM »

Quote from: asbrus on September 16, 2013, 08:46:04 PM

l0l N0RDIC. SHE G0T A N0SE SURGERY AND CHANGED HER WH0LE FACE AND IS A JEW AND Y0U'RE CALLING HER N0RDIC.

Dude you've been here over a year but you still have no "o" key? How do you afford internet access

Papper · « **Reply #72 on:** October 02, 2013, 09:41:35 PM »

Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on October 02, 2013, 08:48:54 PM

Dude you've been here over a year but you still have no "o" key? How do you afford internet access

the 0 key is a gimmick. just like gh15 writes ",,," between all his lines.

I should get one too...

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #73 on:** October 02, 2013, 09:46:35 PM »

Quote from: Papyrus on October 02, 2013, 09:41:35 PM

the 0 key is a gimmick. just like gh15 writes ",,," between all his lines.

I should get one too...

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #74 on:** October 02, 2013, 09:47:15 PM »

gimmick of peace