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Driving a ferrari
« on: September 16, 2013, 11:10:49 AM »
I was driving my clients ferrari this past weekend and I met one of those super hot high maintenance type bitches I got her number we spoke and I am going to take her out on a date later this week, my client is going to lend me the ferari again but now i am having second thoughts, first i have to take her to an expensive place and if i dont get to fuck her on the first date then i have to spend more money, i really want to fuck her but i dont want to blow too much money to do it.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 11:14:02 AM »
she will smell your bullshit and you'll jerk off at the end of the night as usual

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 11:16:25 AM »
You don't have "clients", you smoke too much weed.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 11:19:42 AM »
What's the end goal? Date, relationship, or have fun with?

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 11:24:52 AM »
she will smell your bullshit and you'll jerk off at the end of the night as usual

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2013, 11:26:49 AM »
What's the end goal? Date, relationship, or have fun with?

relationship hell no i would be crazy to look for that with a high  maintenance type woman, i just want to pound her a few times, i am just trying to think about how to do this without blowing too much cash.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 11:30:17 AM »
I was driving my clients ferrari this past weekend and I met one of those super hot high maintenance type bitches I got her number we spoke and I am going to take her out on a date later this week, my client is going to lend me the ferari again but now i am having second thoughts, first i have to take her to an expensive place and if i dont get to fuck her on the first date then i have to spend more money, i really want to fuck her but i dont want to blow too much money to do it.

let me help.  do you have access to his crib?  if she says anything about attire, tell her you like tube dresses, think they are sexy on a woman.



she'll take care of the rest.
 

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 11:33:27 AM »
relationship hell no i would be crazy to look for that with a high  maintenance type woman, i just want to pound her a few times, i am just trying to think about how to do this without blowing too much cash.

If its just a one and done, then a fancy dinner and the Ferarri would work, and as long as she's into you enough, she will come back for more.

If you're unsure of how many times you want to see her, the Ferarri could backfire on you, since its not yours, and she may see thru the Ferarri bit.

(If that made sense...)

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 11:35:20 AM »
pick her up with the shittest car you can find, if she complains, drive to highway and then ask her to get out of the car.

ask her if she wants to date the car or you, and if she wants a nice car, she can go and buy one herself,haha

This is what the last post was getting at  ;D

You did a good job at making more sense of the idea trying to be conveyed
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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2013, 11:37:29 AM »
let me help.  do you have access to his crib?  if she says anything about attire, tell her you like tube dresses, think they are sexy on a woman.



she'll take care of the rest.
 

I want to take her to my house its a nice house but its not a multi million dollar mansion, i am planning to tell her its one of my many pads because i dont want to run into the problem of calling up my client everytime i want to fuck this girl.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2013, 11:41:07 AM »
This is what the last post was getting at  ;D

You did a good job at making more sense of the idea trying to be conveyed
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I am planning to tell her its not my car after i get laid

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2013, 11:44:15 AM »
show up in a beat up old civic and wear a hawaii shirt with a tie. nothing like a challange eh.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2013, 12:14:55 PM »
thats ok aproach too, to add insult to the injury, make her pay for the dinner, tell her you forgot your money pocket with the golden credit cards in the lambo,which is currently getting a custom real gold paint or gold wheels ;D
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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2013, 12:16:39 PM »
I was driving my clients ferrari this past weekend and I met one of those super hot high maintenance type bitches I got her number we spoke and I am going to take her out on a date later this week, my client is going to lend me the ferari again but now i am having second thoughts, first i have to take her to an expensive place and if i dont get to fuck her on the first date then i have to spend more money, i really want to fuck her but i dont want to blow too much money to do it.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2013, 12:28:37 PM »
Break out a double biceps pose!

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2013, 05:50:20 PM »
she will smell your bullshit and you'll jerk off at the end of the night as usual

ROFLMAO....hahahahahaha!

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2013, 06:11:16 PM »
thats ok aproach too, to add insult to the injury, make her pay for the dinner, tell her you forgot your money pocket with the golden credit cards in the lambo,which is currently getting a custom real gold paint or gold wheels ;D

Hahaha! Love this one bro, i'll make sure to use it!  ;D
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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2013, 06:11:45 PM »
let me help.  do you have access to his crib?  if she says anything about attire, tell her you like tube dresses, think they are sexy on a woman.



she'll take care of the rest.
 

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2013, 07:40:05 PM »
I was driving my clients ferrari this past weekend and I met one of those super hot high maintenance type bitches I got her number we spoke and I am going to take her out on a date later this week, my client is going to lend me the ferari again but now i am having second thoughts, first i have to take her to an expensive place and if i dont get to fuck her on the first date then i have to spend more money, i really want to fuck her but i dont want to blow too much money to do it.

just fuck her and don't get attached.

get what you want... the joke will be on her, thinking she's gotta guy who drives a Ferrari.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2013, 07:55:31 PM »
Videotape the whole date. Put it on Youtube and download it here...

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2013, 09:16:27 PM »
I was driving my clients ferrari this past weekend and I met one of those super hot high maintenance type bitches I got her number we spoke and I am going to take her out on a date later this week, my client is going to lend me the ferari again but now i am having second thoughts, first i have to take her to an expensive place and if i dont get to fuck her on the first date then i have to spend more money, i really want to fuck her but i dont want to blow too much money to do it.

Dude, you don't sound very confident. Confidence (not Ferraris) gets hot women. You're putting this bitch on a pedestal. Confident men don't ask strangers online what they should do. They just DO.

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Re: Driving a ferrari
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2013, 09:31:39 PM »
It's a trap

I don't do traps with my dime piece trannies.  my gimmicks are plug-ins and thread derailers. everyone knows Patricia and Bianca.