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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2013, 08:30:48 PM »
touching another dude should make any dude go limp.   seriously. 

if there's another chick in the room and you're double teaming, okay  maybe an exception there, but even then, no, you should go limp.  no high fiving during the GB

What if you're double teaming a fine looking bitch and suddenly realize your cock accidentally went into your buddy's asshole, is it cool to go ahead and finish if you shout "NO HOMO!" as you come in his ass? (No homo)

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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2013, 08:31:31 PM »
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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2013, 08:35:27 PM »
even when i dont have a boner my cock shows through my shorts/pants/jeans. one of those things you deal with when your larger then the average bear.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2013, 08:38:40 PM »
At my age, getting an erection is a major event. I'd celebrate it regardless of where I was.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2013, 08:44:35 PM »
What if you're double teaming a fine looking bitch and suddenly realize your cock accidentally went into your buddy's asshole, is it cool to go ahead and finish if you shout "NO HOMO!" as you come in his ass? (No homo)

As long as you say no homo at least once every 15 seconds while in said arsehole, and it ends up being an ODD number of phrases (since an even number of negative integers is positive and thus SO HOMO).  

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2013, 08:49:57 PM »
As long as you say no homo at least once every 15 seconds while in said arsehole, and it ends up being an ODD number of phrases (since an even number of negative integers is positive and thus SO HOMO).  

That makes sense, thanks.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2013, 08:53:11 PM »
At my age, getting an erection is a major event. I'd celebrate it regardless of where I was.

We didn't mean in your mouth pickle puffer...

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2013, 10:02:16 PM »
We didn't mean in your mouth pickle puffer...

Oh....then never mind.

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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2013, 12:27:14 AM »
I have always this problem

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2013, 01:38:21 AM »
if your boner shows in your shorts you're wearing faggy shorts

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2013, 02:12:49 AM »
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2013, 02:21:25 AM »
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.

I've had that in a holiday in the Lake District last year

That's nothing next to the horror of double teaming a girl and realising you can feel the other dude's cock... inside the girl.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2013, 04:13:22 AM »
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.
like wiggs said, im the star in the show.  No way i would want to fuck a bitch with another dudes dick in sigth. And im a major perv

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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2013, 05:29:34 AM »
Never an issue, well we do have a couple of supervisors who are big pricks.

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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2013, 05:42:32 AM »
When I was in my early twenties, I seriously did have that problem.

Wanked it in the bathroom several times.

I had a hot wife at the time, and would go home at lunch just to bang her.

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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2013, 06:08:33 AM »
Easily solved by working in a whorehouse










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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2013, 06:34:29 AM »

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Re: Erections at Work
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2013, 06:43:59 AM »


Nice, is that real or a photoshop?  Either way, I usually just look at the sex board and have a wank in the bathroom.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2013, 09:13:25 AM »
How do you guys piss with a boner I always miss the urinal.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2013, 09:16:25 AM »
How do you guys piss with a boner I always miss the urinal.

 thats what the sink is for.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2013, 09:18:47 AM »
Disturbing thread, lots of guys making plans to meet in gym bathrooms with boners.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2013, 09:21:31 AM »
Anyone ever been involved in a gang bang ? It's one of those "be careful what you wish for" things.  Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.   Standing around with a bunch of dudes (that you know) with their cocks out waiting to fuck a bored-out pussy.  It's NASTY. I pulled an audible and stuck a giant dildo up her ass. True story.
not a "gang bang" but a 3 some and even that was awkward. like i said before, feelings always come into play and woman have a hard time sharing even if they say they dont.

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2013, 09:22:51 AM »
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shutup old man. you want the cock, that is clear. im not afraid to kick an old man down the fucken steps if need be. fagget.  8)

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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2013, 09:30:00 AM »
at 48 yrs old I only get a boner at gym if im on some good testosterone, which I am on now ;)
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Re: Erections in the gym
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2013, 09:31:32 AM »

Just make sure your girl's erection isn't as prominent as yours and it's all good.