Never lifted a weight:
Shizzo
Dutchguy
Parker
G-Thang
Hulkotron
Haider
anabolichalo
wigs
Method101
Narcissistic Deity
This list will continue to be expanded.
I got some 17-17 1/2 inch neck dress shirts that need to be given away...if anybody wants them.
And 300 pound worth of weights in my parent's basement along with a bench. Along with various other instruments of muscular torture...
Due to a diet of cheese curls, pork rinds, MD 20/20, and Big Macs, I no longer need these horrendous contraptions.