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« on: September 18, 2013, 10:51:41 AM »

We're finally going to know why lesbians are obese and it'll only cost 2,2 million dollars. Is it the patriarchal repression society that's at fault or do lesbians take two scoops of Weiders Mega Mass instead of one? Soon we'll know.


"$2,202,873 tax dollars were spent to study why many lesbians are obese.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded the money to study the biological and social factors that cause a large number of lesbians to be obese. According to NIH three-quarters of lesbians are obese even though gay males are not — they call it an issue of “high public-health significance.”

A hospital in Boston, Brigham and Women’s, received grants to carry out the study. The overall goal is to study the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity.

Part of the grant reads, “Obesity is one of the most critical public health issues affecting the U.S. today. Racial and socioeconomic disparities in the determinants, distribution, and consequences of obesity are receiving increasing attention.”

“However, one area that is only beginning to be recognized is the striking interplay of gender and sexual orientation in obesity disparities,” it continues, “is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic. In stark contrast, among men, heterosexual males have nearly double the risk of obesity compared to gay males.”

The Washington Free Beacon reports, “The project has survived budget cuts due to sequestration, which the NIH warned would ‘delay progress in medical breakthroughs.’”

Despite the NIH claiming that the cuts are “delaying progress” in the development of cancer drugs, the lesbian study continues to receive funding.

The NIH said, “NIH research addresses the full spectrum of human health across all populations of Americans. Research into unhealthy human behaviors that are estimated to be the proximal cause of more than half of the disease burden in the U.S. will continue to be an important area of research supported by NIH.”

Is this study worth of $2 million, or is it a waste of tax dollars? Let us know what you think in the comments section below." - benswann.com


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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 11:01:13 AM »

Now, to confuse it some more. Is it the Dom or the Sub that is more obese? And which would any of you hazard a guess, going by what was just said about heterosexual males?
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 11:03:48 AM »

to much fanny batter ?
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 11:04:07 AM »

Wasn't pussy juice supposed to keep you lean like grapefruit?
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 11:06:31 AM »

Now, to confuse it some more. Is it the Dom or the Sub that is more obese? And which would any of you hazard a guess, going by what was just said about heterosexual males?
I think we need another study (or maybe several) to clarify all this.  Huh

Could someone e-mail the scientists at Team Muscletech?
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 11:56:00 AM »

That's a good question, but here is better one:
Why are goths obese? Did they always eat all what they sacrifice?
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 11:59:08 AM »

Self loathing, gender identification issues and no men to tell them they look fat in their dresses. 
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 12:18:44 PM »

That's a good question, but here is better one:
Why are goths obese? Did they always eat all what they sacrifice?
And what about lesbian goths? There's so much we need to know if were going to succeed in creating a society that respects and cherishes every "special snowflake" of its population.

I see several scientific breakthroughs in the future. I'm hoping that we at Getbig, with the Organization as our forefront, are willing to work for a collaboration between the state, Muscletech University and the IFBB to act as a plattform in investigating the correlation between diet and identity - with special emphasis on gender and sexuality.

Flinstone, could you please use your potato-mobile and contact the president to get this thing going. I guess we need some tax money.
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 01:36:26 PM »

I was at the beach earlier this summer wearing a superman vest looking jacked as fuck when I saw a obese lesbian wearing the same one. Day ruined.
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 01:40:05 PM »

I was at the beach earlier this summer wearing a superman vest looking jacked as fuck when I saw a obese lesbian wearing the same one. Day ruined.

Vest?  Undecided
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2013, 01:43:05 PM »

Vest?  Undecided

I believe they are called wife beaters in USA? A sleeveless t-shirt.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2013, 01:55:41 PM »

Self loathing, gender identification issues and no men to tell them they look fat in their dresses. 

spot on sho
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2013, 03:10:13 PM »

I believe they are called wife beaters in USA? A sleeveless t-shirt.

Ah. Just so you know in the US if you mentioned wearing a vest to the beach you would most likely be labeled a fruitbooty. 
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 05:48:58 PM »

your tax money hard at work.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2013, 05:52:01 PM »

Ah. Just so you know in the US if you mentioned wearing a vest to the beach you would most likely be labeled a fruitbooty. 
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 05:54:04 PM »

Now, to confuse it some more. Is it the Dom or the Sub that is more obese? And which would any of you hazard a guess, going by what was just said about heterosexual males?

I am so sick of the stereotypes that all D/s must be obese!!!     Angry
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 05:59:54 PM »

I am so sick of the stereotypes that all D/s must be obese!!!     Angry
well, if the findings are that heterosexual males and lesbians tend to be more obese, there is no findings of whether it is the D or the S?
But, the Ds tend to be more masculine, correct? Which can mean being overweight like their male counterparts, and or more built? It is the subs/fems that must remain more feminine and attractive, what does a D care about looking feminine?
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 06:02:10 PM »

And always have short ass hair cuts or mullets.


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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2013, 06:04:57 PM »

well, if the findings are that heterosexual males and lesbians tend to be more obese, there is no findings of whether it is the D or the S?
But, the Ds tend to be more masculine, correct? Which can mean being overweight like their male counterparts, and or more built? It is the subs/fems that must remain more feminine and attractive, what does a D care about looking feminine?

may be my bad, I was thinking of BDSM and D/s relationships....     Cool
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2013, 06:59:32 PM »

They spent 2 million on this shit? No wonder we're in such fucked up shape.
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2013, 07:16:05 PM »

They become lesbian BECAUSE they're obese.
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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2013, 07:18:17 PM »

They become lesbian BECAUSE they're obese.

You go, girl.
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2013, 07:26:01 PM »

And always have short ass hair cuts or mullets.

 I feel like my retinas have been burned?  Why, man why??


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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2013, 07:39:46 PM »

I am so sick of the stereotypes that all D/s must be obese!!!     Angry

Well, I could beat the shit out of you with a 2x4 if that will make you feel better.
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2013, 07:41:30 PM »

You go, girl.


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