There is a tall mountain about 10 miles east of Area 51. Drop him off naked on the top with a back pack, 6 liters of water, 6 grapefruit, 6 pouches of water pack tuna and some sugar free gum. Pick him up late on thurs day at the bottom. Get him back to Vegas for check in and meeting. Friday am he gets a deep tissue massage, medium pizza and one cup of coffee. Stick an electric smile probe in his ass. Several cotes of Protan to even out the ash....he will crack top 10.
This man is gifted. He needs the proper handler.