Croatch on a date (we'll assume female)!

[doozejooze]

Croatch (CR): You wanna grab something to drink?
Chica(CH): Yeah, sure, how bout a diet Coke?!
CR: In a plastic bottle, thats so fake, epic thirst disguised as a need to be around plastic fakery, brutal fake, have fun being fake, Fake-ums Mc Fakey pants!
CH: Take me home!
CR: Why, so you can skip a work out and do drugs?
CH: Take me home now!
CR: I wanna touch your double Ds.
CH: Never creep!
CR: Well then they are fake, like you, epic hairline, brutal gyno, fat bloated earlobes.....one little touch!
CH: Take me to Wigg's house, I knew him in the 4th grade.

AND SCENE (It may suck, but so does repetition)

[Croatch]

Repition is good.  Repeat scene.
And yes, fake is trash...glad you picked up on it.  Pass the word around.  Eventually, thousands will realize they're garbage and have you to thank for it.
You're welcome in advance.

[_bruce_]

Croatch's only dates are with 405 lb bar-bells.
These repeated offenses are then supersetted with Gianna pump reps.

[Palpatine Q]

Croatch still crying because he had a shit response to gear..

[doozejooze]

Croatch= The Anti-Fake