Where do you guys come up with these Ricky Retardo threads? The answer to this is simple, but a two-parter:
1) If we're going by the thread TITLE, booty wins hands down. I don't do any cool tricks or have stage talents. One time I saw someone drink milk through their nose and cry it out their eyes on tv. I practiced until I was able to do it. THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT, and that was high school.
2) If, however, we're going by the first POST in the thread, I win by default because Killa B doesn't compete anymore, so it would be a one-woman posedown.
This is the dumbest contest ever. BOOTY AND I ARE NOT RIVALS, YOU GUYS. You should try this thread again with someone who hates Booty. Like what about a Groink/Booty posedown? Plus, come on, in ANY ARENA OTHER THAN BODYBUILDING, you know booty wins because she has real live womanly proportions, and I'm built like a teenage boy (at least from the front). Lobstah the Hipless Wonderchild is only cool in a posing suit or among populations of men who like their women slightly awkward.
That said, since when does Booty not post anymore?
Also, can I vote for Big Ro? That dude is literally murdering any delusions I ever had of having decent proportions or being "aesthetic" or "lean."
