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[Cleanest Natural]

[Dokey111]

if You're going to be in here like this, You're gonna suck my cock

[drmarkp]

A couple more juicy cycles of Test, and we'll have you pissin' like a stand up dude in no time!!

[Cleanest Natural]

"I AM A HEBREW!"

[Obvious Gimmick]

 Wiggs: I realize this comes as a shock ms. Ruben but you arent Hebrew.

Ms . Ruben:  this porcelain is cold. FACT!

[BigCyp]

Wiggs: "Are you sure you don't remember me, you're the first girl I ever had a crush on when we were 5?

Girl: "I feel like you've been very dishonest with me sir, the craigslist ad said you were a son of Abraham, but you're blacker than coal miner's cheeks!"

[calfzilla]

No seriously, Kai fucked a grapefruit. It's all over the Internet.

[Archer77]

So, how would you like to be raped?

[Obvious Gimmick]

I said "sit on my kisser, not sit on the pisser" 

[Pet shop boys]

"If you knew which GetBigger was peeing 5 mins ago you wouldn't seat your ass there "



Wooossshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Cleanest Natural]

Wiggs: "Are you sure you don't remember me, you're the first girl I ever had a crush on when we were 5?

Girl: "I feel like you've been very dishonest with me sir, the craigslist ad said you were a son of Abraham, but you're blacker than coal miner's cheeks!"

[calfzilla]

Wiggs: "Are you sure you don't remember me, you're the first girl I ever had a crush on when we were 5?

Girl: "I feel like you've been very dishonest with me sir, the craigslist ad said you were a son of Abraham, but you're blacker than coal miner's cheeks!"

I laughed at this. Love when a joke is made from a serious post in another thread.

[dr.chimps]

Wiggs: "Are you sure you don't remember me, you're the first girl I ever had a crush on when we were 5?

Girl: "I feel like you've been very dishonest with me sir, the craigslist ad said you were a son of Abraham, but you're blacker than coal miner's cheeks!"

Nice one!   

[Wiggs]

Wiggs: "Are you sure you don't remember me, you're the first girl I ever had a crush on when we were 5?

Girl: "I feel like you've been very dishonest with me sir, the craigslist ad said you were a son of Abraham, but you're blacker than coal miner's cheeks!"

Gold! lolololololol

[BigCyp]

Gold! lolololololol

Love you bro 

[Wiggs]

Love you bro  

 
 

"Ma'am, this may come as a shock to you but the sons of Abraham are black."

[Twaddle]

Dhani Jones has fallen on hard times!   

[The Abdominal Snoman]

"Two wrongs don't make a right maam-Just because Jay Cutler was in the women's bathroom peeing while sitting down doesn't make it right for you to do the same here"

[FitnessFrenzy]

No seriously, Kai fucked a grapefruit. It's all over the Internet.

 

[njflex]

honey,when I said are you going to peel,you took it a little too literally...

[240 is Back]

Here at Target, we prefer that you wait to use the toilet in the ladies room.  It's nothing against you, it's just that the gentlemen using the mens restroom aren't comfortable with this.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Ma am we have video of you pooping in your hand on the sidewalk and now your pissing in the men's urinal

[King Shizzo]

Nothing to see here folks. Just some friends playing a fun game of charades.

It's Booty's turn!  Little J guesses Lee Priest's chest.

[DanielPaul]

Miss , how am I going to clean that with you sitting there?

[dyslexic]

"Why am I wearing red? Seriously?"


I'm a trainer at Planet Fitness... are you trying to lose some weight? I think that's a good start ma'am....


I just need you to make sure you don't scare away our customers. Don't drop the weights, O.K.?"