Author Topic: If you had Superman's powers for one day...  (Read 4674 times)

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31826
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« on: October 01, 2013, 02:34:51 PM »
just curious how many of you would do something good vs. evil.

I would do some epic shit that would leave this world a lot different.

Natural Man

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11164
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2013, 02:35:51 PM »
I would probably kill everyone. But the hottest women. Then enslave and impregnate them all for the rest of my existence.

The Italian Lifter

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3582
  • I need an English dictionary!
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2013, 02:37:08 PM »
just curious how many of you would do something good vs. evil.

I would do some epic shit that would leave this world a lot different.

What would you do to make this world different?
North of Italy

El Diablo Blanco

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31826
  • Nom Nom Nom Nom
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2013, 02:39:37 PM »
What would you do to make this world different?


Flip it upside down

snx

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2107
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2013, 02:39:50 PM »
I could fly at 17 times the speed of light, which should get me well into the galaxy and back.

My objective would be to find an intelligent form of life on another planet somewhere...and bring back evidence of the find. Hard to do in a day, but I'd try.

I reckon that's the type of evidence that might help people on earth behave differently with each other. Hopefully in a good way by reminding them of their place in an infinitessimal universe, where really the only things that matter are how we affect other people in our short time here.

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2013, 02:39:59 PM »



That pic is from the scene in an earlier Superman movie where he spins the earth backward to reverse time so he can save Lois Lane. Well, I would fly super fast around the earth but at ground level until I had destroyed everything on the planet, all life, all structures. Then I would sit down and rub one out. Not sure after that.

bradistani

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 70692
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2013, 02:41:03 PM »
spend the day robbing banks and acquire a vast fortune

Natural Man

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11164
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2013, 02:41:20 PM »
I could fly at 17 times the speed of light, which should get me well into the galaxy and back.

My objective would be to find an intelligent form of life on another planet somewhere...and bring back evidence of the find. Hard to do in a day, but I'd try.

I reckon that's the type of evidence that might help people on earth behave differently with each other. Hopefully in a good way by reminding them of their place in an infinitessimal universe, where really the only things that matter are how we affect other people in our short time here.
you would probably only find some kind of animal or vegetal life forms killing each others struggling for survival on another planet. Fascinating. It would only be interesting to bring some back on earth in order to make money (alien anyone?). Even more fascinating.

bradistani

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 70692
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2013, 02:44:19 PM »



That pic is from the scene in an earlier Superman movie where he spins the earth backward to reverse time so he can save Lois Lane. Well, I would fly super fast around the earth but at ground level until I had destroyed everything on the planet, all life, all structures. Then I would sit down and rub one out. Not sure after that.

actually, he traveled back in time by flying faster than the speed of light.. the earth spinning the other way was just a way to visualise to us that he was actually going back in time

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2013, 02:45:55 PM »
actually, he traveled back in time by flying faster than the speed of light.. the earth spinning the other way was just a way to visualise to us that he was actually going back in time

Ah, thanks for the information. That makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking.

Natural Man

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11164
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2013, 02:46:24 PM »
Ah, thanks for the information. That makes a lot more sense than what I was thinking.
You d be the first i would kill.

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2013, 02:47:27 PM »
You d be the first i would kill.

Spare me and I'll suck your cock Kai Greene style.

Kwon_2

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 33809
  • Pretty sure he isn't in Ibiza getting the girls
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2013, 03:08:17 PM »
I would go on a cleansing tour (Heat-Ray etc) in the ghettos of Europe and USA and then cleanse the middle-east.

OR

Spin the Earth backwards rewinding 4 years and then prevent some deaths/tragedies from occuring in my family.

Pray_4_War

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15801
  • Thot Expert
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2013, 03:11:15 PM »
I would rob as much money and gold as I could in 24 hours.  After that I would spend the rest of my life rubbing my obscene wealth in peoples faces like Jay Z. 

I'd make the poor degrade themselves for money. 

I'd post videos on youtube of me wiping my ass with $100 bills. 

I'd surround myself with the best whores money can buy. 

I'd bribe police and government officials. 

I'd buy the Miami Heat and trade Lebron to the Charlotte Bobcats for some whiteboy like Cody Zeller.

I'd buy anything that people find sacred and then have it demolished on live tv.

Basically I would troll the world with my fortune.     

DanielPaul

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2167
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2013, 03:26:09 PM »
Kill every man on the planet except for myself, I'd be a pretty hot commodity.

hrspwr1

  • Getbig III
  • ***
  • Posts: 894
  • flirtin with disaster everyday
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2013, 04:04:43 PM »
I would crack one off and see if I could bust the glass out of a window with my super seed. After a nap I would fly around and settle a couple of old scores, rape a few bankers, snatch some cash and gold, cook a steak with my eyes and probably nail a few broads to cap off the evening.

beakdoctor

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6429
  • Cruising on caffeine and blasting with melatonin
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2013, 04:11:03 PM »
I'd piss the day away looking at random pics on getbig.

_bruce_

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23428
  • Sam Sesambröt Sulek
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2013, 04:16:07 PM »
I would destroy various headquarters of benevolent organizations.
They wouldn't know what hit them...  :D
.

orion

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1782
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2013, 04:24:35 PM »
I would probably kill everyone. But the hottest women. Then enslave and impregnate them all for the rest of my existence.

What would Jesus say?

Palpatine Q

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24132
  • Disdain/repugnance....Version 3: glare variation B
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2013, 04:26:37 PM »
Let's just say it would be a good thing to be a non-muslim that day.

Pray_4_War

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15801
  • Thot Expert
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2013, 05:25:40 PM »
Let's just say it would be a good thing to be a non-muslim that day.

Racist post supported.

calfzilla

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20790
  • YUMAN FILTH!
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2013, 05:28:46 PM »
Just one day probably wouldn't do too much killing. Prob just acquire wealth have fun flying, check out space, use X-ray vision to check out whores named. Now it i had the powers permenant that would be another story.

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2013, 05:31:38 PM »
Now if i had the powers permenant that would be another story.

This is the reason that you have to kill everyone/thing on the planet, the next day you're fucked if anyone still lives.

che

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16844
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2013, 05:32:17 PM »
I'd bench 535lbs  for reps .

Knooger

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5788
Re: If you had Superman's powers for one day...
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2013, 05:33:32 PM »
I'd bench 535lbs  for reps .

Full reps, or CSWOL style?