Fuck football, fuck all entertainment in general. I say we Grind the entire country to a halt.
Maybe if we cancelled the NFL season and American Idol people would be forced to live in reality. Maybe people would notice that the USA is hemorrhaging taxpayer money by the trillions with little to no benefit to the citizens. Perhaps we could get our political and economic system functioning again if people could be bothered to actually give a shit. Instead we all get hard-ons when the new I-phone is coming out.