No, I'm not joking. I have a degree in Electronic Engineering but I doubt my chances of getting hired by a big company so I'm looking at more of a business/manageral type "career training" role in a smaller organisation like a gym or something.
you can be our "sign guy"... the guy who holds the big 6'x9' sign at the intersection to advertise our "19.99/month" rates. lol... it's like 120 degrees 6 months out of the year and you'll have to stand out there for 6hours a day (NO sitting!)... just wear a big gardner hat and bring a cooler full of water (our other sign guys usually bring an Ice Tea jug filled with rum, so that's an option, if you like... or whiskey, in your case, I guess).
you'll make $9/hr and get a good tan!