Could sneak across the southern Mexican boarder, like thousands do. Or through Canada like quite a few from Ireland and the British Isles are doing. Or come with a tourist visa and just stay. First choice for people from the Middle East. If ever questioned, tell them your a Southie, from Boston. They all have accents too. If your lucky enough to get to stay here, never used the term 'states', dead give away your not a born citizen.
Known a few gym owners in the past. Most on the edge of going broke. Not an easy thing, no matter what you may read in some of the BBíng magazines. And you may have to wait quite awhile. A good friend of mine was from the Shetland Islands, and came over with a work visa. Turned out very well for him and that was years ago.
I'm a American National, wasn't born in the U.S. but have most of the same rights, except for voting.