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New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« on: October 04, 2013, 03:57:50 PM »

How long will this relationship last?

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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2013, 04:01:12 PM »
she is not happy because heme-iron causes life long depression=no energy=no excitement
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2013, 04:03:22 PM »
Quote from: mfrank on October 04, 2013, 03:57:50 PM
How long will this relationship last?



"relationship"  ::)

Her baby daddy Tyrone will be driving that Corvette until he gets popped by a rival dealer, nailed by the po-po, or sells it to a used car lot for $2,500 to buy crack.

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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2013, 04:08:04 PM »
Ungrateful bitch.
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2013, 04:12:50 PM »
Honestly, that one is a keeper. She obviously doesnt give a shit about what car you drive. Thats a good sign.
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 04:13:59 PM »
What a beta boy.
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2013, 04:18:55 PM »
She's not pretty enough to be a gold digging trophy wife.  Dump her.

When he gets a real woman he will understand that whores get wet for luxury cars, not Corvettes.  Fucking white people and their Corvettes.   ::)
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2013, 04:24:10 PM »
Something is just not right about this.  I think it's for him and she will drive a mini van.
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2013, 04:25:35 PM »
Her:
"I know somebody is more excited than I am..."

Had this been a Porsche Panamera or Benz CLS, her reaction would have been different
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2013, 05:18:24 PM »
She probably just hates that she dates a dude with braces, but being she's not white, that's the best she will do. Also, did anyone notice the lack of seatbelts?
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2013, 05:25:12 PM »
Am I the only one who thought for sure she was going to stall it since it's not an automatic?   :D
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2013, 05:27:10 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on October 04, 2013, 05:18:24 PM
She probably just hates that she dates a dude with braces, but being she's not white, that's the best she will do. Also, did anyone notice the lack of seatbelts?

She's not white. What the fuck is she? I thought she was cute.
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2013, 05:32:13 PM »
Quote from: nicorulez on October 04, 2013, 05:27:10 PM
She's not white. What the fuck is she? I thought she was cute.
I thought she was attractive as well. I thought she was Latina or mixed...going by her accent, she is native born or grew up in that area.
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2013, 06:16:14 PM »
she looks like a random hoe i pounded from a club
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2013, 06:19:02 PM »
 she is hot
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2013, 10:11:36 PM »
obviously it's for him really
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2013, 10:28:26 PM »
Are you guys dumb? That video is fake as shit. Multiple cameras on her and she doesn't ask "what's this, what's up with these camera men?"
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Re: New Corvette fails to impress girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2013, 10:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Parker on October 04, 2013, 05:32:13 PM
I thought she was attractive as well. I thought she was Latina or mixed...going by her accent, she is native born or grew up in that area.

Accent is all deep south.  Nothing Latin about her.

Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 04, 2013, 04:18:55 PM
She's not pretty enough to be a gold digging trophy wife.  Dump her.

When he gets a real woman he will understand that whores get wet for luxury cars, not Corvettes.  Fucking white people and their Corvettes.   ::)

This.  Women are cool when you drive that shit, but she would have went bonkers over a Lexus RX or ES350, not a loud sports car.

Look at all the shit Phil Heath drives but his wife prefers a daily mom driver, no-name SUV.  
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