my friend
you must keep them on their guard
be unpredictable with random violent outbursts and aggressive sexual courting of your female co workers
interspersed with gentle weeping and romantic gestures
send your boss an email telling him he must never look you in the eye
then stare at him constantly while imagining choking the life out of him while your female coworkers squeeze your biceps
he will sense the murder lust and become meek and subservant around you
move into his office and change the locks if he complains laugh hysterically in his face
soon you will be a man alone on the mountain of success