2nd year uni I'd just hooked up with a cute Vet Science student from the country before our end of term 2 week exam period. As usual, I only had a couple of exams, but one of them was always on the last freakin' day, while my vet had all hers done and out of the way after the first week. I agreed to go to her parents place once I was finished.
I arrived late at night, she tells me her family are really excited to meet me, I say "great" and then we set about reacquainting ourselves.
Anyway, next morning I wake up alone in bed, hear people talking downstairs, look at my watch and realise it's already 9 (early risers in the country) and they're all probably waiting for me, so I pull on some clothes and head off downstairs to say g'day to everyone and make a good first impression.
I arrive, girlfriend looks at me, screams and runs away, mother is just staring at me from the kitchen and dad is looking none too happy.
And I've literally just stepped off the bottom step. I'm standing there thinking "I must have some serious pillow hair going on", when dad says "You might want to check the mirror son."
I'd arrived for breakfast with a goatee of dried menstrual blood all over my face.
Needless to say, the vet and I didn't last too long after that.
