Author Topic: Branch Warren guestposing Oct 5th, 2013 (Read 5417 times)

musclecenter · « **on:** October 11, 2013, 12:29:14 AM »

at 2013 NPC Natural Northern USA & 2 weeks out from EVL’s Prague Pro 2013.

Shockwave · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:39:09 AM »

Dudes jumped the shark. Hes a terrible bb. He is literally the worst attributes of Dorian and Ronnie personified.

how he ever won ANYTHING in the last 5 years us beyond me.

dude looked good once. Not now.

TEMPER · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:39:32 AM »

Thick. Solid. Tight.

Should have won the O.

Dr Kincaid · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:47:21 AM »

Good easy to maintain natural look.

SquatsRule · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:26:08 AM »

I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

WOOO · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:28:22 AM »

no-clicky

Krankenstein · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:29:37 AM »

Quote from: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 05:26:08 AM

I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

Don't forget

- sticking the tongue out with the most muscular
- running hand up hamstring for a back shot

I am torn though on what music was played. Was it a 'slow jam'? custom song with cues and talking he can mouth? overblown metal song?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:31:22 AM »

Smashed potatoes.

TheShape · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2013, 06:42:44 AM »

Quote from: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 05:26:08 AM

I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

Why do all the modern pros do that?

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2013, 07:10:30 AM »

He needs to be put down.

Shockwave · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:04:18 AM »

Quote from: TheShape on October 11, 2013, 06:42:44 AM

Why do all the modern pros do that?

because they love the kawk.

ob205 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:11:59 AM »

Nothing better to inspire "NATURAL" competitors than Branch and Dana Lynn Bailey. Laughable and basically stating the fact that Natural competitions are a joke and no one give a rats ass about any of the competitors, otherwise they would have their "natural" stars guest pose.

Message Sent: A big F*CK YOU to all the competitors as well, keep wasting your time.

Fortress · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:44:09 AM »

Quote from: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 05:26:08 AM

I'm guessing his routine was filled with "let me hear you" gestures to the crowd followed by a most muscular shot and a raise the roof.

Exactly. The Let-Me-Hear-You gesture is played out, to put it mildly. So is the walking down into the aisles and hitting shots with your fancy ballbag thrust within inches of audience members' faces.

And the comment regarding a drugged bodybuilder guest posing at a "natural" competition is bang-on. What a slap in the face to the truly drug-free entrants.

Disgusted · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:06:07 AM »

6 weeks out.

Papper · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:27:23 AM »

Looking good! This is what bodybuilding is about

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:34:31 AM »

Zane-like Aesthetics!

Tito24 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:53:47 AM »

i doubt hes natural there.

SquatsRule · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2013, 11:58:22 AM »

Quote from: Branchs Ears on October 11, 2013, 07:10:30 AM

He needs to be put down.

If Branch were put down, his ears would expire also. Just an FYI. I assume you want to live on Mr. Ears.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2013, 12:52:48 PM »

Really not interested in seeing this shaved down stump anymore.

Skeletor · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:04:51 PM »

6x (at least) uncrowned Mr. Olympia.

SquatsRule · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:18:42 PM »

Quote from: poldaktalos on October 11, 2013, 01:04:51 PM

6x (at least) uncrowned Mr. Olympia.

Branch looking offseason here.

Branchs Ears · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:25:17 PM »

Quote from: SquatsRule on October 11, 2013, 11:58:22 AM

If Branch were put down, his ears would expire also. Just an FYI. I assume you want to live on Mr. Ears.

You think I like being attached to this goblin?
Put me out of my misery.

Costanza · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2013, 01:53:02 PM »

Fucking loath this ugly bald redneck, needs to crawl back under the bridge he came from.

yates fan · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2013, 02:56:47 PM »

I went to this show last sat.branch actually looked pretty good,and was selling a lot of pics.and dana lynn had a line that stretched from one end of the building to the other.

The Ugly · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2013, 03:03:22 PM »

I guess it could have been worse; they could have hired Ronnie instead. I don't know, tough call.