The Difference Between California and Florida
1. If 240 lived in California he would have changed his name already to Rob Zooropa and would be referred to as "The Zee".
2. He would have started taking speech and acting classes alongside Kevin Levrone the day word of the murders broke out, so he could represent onscreen a la Chick. Then he'd hire a webmaster so he could enjoy the perks of his newfound fame.
3. He would have gone to Gold's, purchased a roid (First Rule of Roid Club: Never use the 'S' word) cycle and hired a personal trainer to make sure he doesn't appear too pencil-neckish on the air.
4. He would have gone to the Roxbury, asked the bartender to tune the TVs to Fox and MSNBC, and when his video came on the air, he'd rap to a bunch of gals and then go "Whoa, I can't believe they're running my interview again..."
5. He'd wind up at the Playboy Mansion in the grotto with Miss November and Miss February and would no longer associate in any way with the losers (including me) who populate this board.
So, let's take a moment and say it...
Thank God 240 lives in Florida.
