Sparta tough man races

[bigmc]

Obstacle course or just a run?

cant you see the tricky carpet off cuts they had to negotiate

that shit will burn your knees if you slide on it

[CalvinH]

cant you see the tricky carpet off cuts they had to negotiate

that shit will burn your knees if you slide on it

I thought the carpet was for when he's on his hands and knees

[chaos]

 

[chaos]

Roll your eyes tubby - you would quit within 30 minutes at most. 

You are in Cali right - here you go - plenty of events in your nabe.   

http://www.goruck.com/en/Events

I don't associate with wanna bes.

[chaos]

You are a Neverbeen so STFU and prove you are anything but a lard ass who can use his belly weight to flip a flap jack. 

Bench

[chaos]

Just jumped over a mud puddle and under some still wet tree branches while carrying a bag of groceries from the car.
I think I got a blister on my foot, I'm such a badass.

[nzmusclemonster]

How far?

16km. The last km took most people 10-15mins to give you an idea of how shit it was.

I thought the carpet was for when he's on his hands and knees

I took off all my clothes just by the finish line. I was borderline hypo thermia. My cock was not doing me proud on this day 

[chaos]

Threw a ball over the fence...hopped the fence, wrestled the neighbors dog for the ball, ran 3 laps around his yard running from the dog, dodged a clothesline, orange tree and several "natural" doggy landmines, cleared the fence on the opposite side of the yard, had to stop and fondle help some strange women over, circled around front, realized I pissed my pants, front rolled over some hedges in the front yards on my final sprint home, ran into some twinky bearded guy that helped me carry the ball back to my yard.

It was brutal, a 5 minute run, so difficult it took me 6.

 

[CalvinH]

16km. The last km took most people 10-15mins to give you an idea of how shit it was.

I took off all my clothes just by the finish line. I was borderline hypo thermia. My cock was not doing me proud on this day 

Sounds like fun!

[Mr Nobody]

chaos pulling two truck tires on his back in small shoes a brute.

[Option D]

Midget on midget peer pressure.

LMAO

[chaos]

Wear a GoPro or fuck off.

[Grape Ape]

I think i need to try this.   I probably will fail - but i will train my fuckng ass off to pass this

48+ Hours - 80-100 Miles

https://www.goruck.com/en/selection

You will not fail.

[chaos]

You will not fail.

Lol

[bigmc]

I think i need to try this.   I probably will fail - but i will train my fuckng ass off to pass this

48+ Hours - 80-100 Miles

https://www.goruck.com/en/selection

is there a bottle opening test

that could be the only road block

I tried the sas selection test

fuck that noise

[Grape Ape]

bigmc using superior merge powers in this thread.


Just looked at the success rate for this - wow, not many make it.

5M in 40 min - how do you feel about that?

[The Showstoppa]

bigmc using superior merge powers in this thread.


Just looked at the success rate for this - wow, not many make it.

5M in 40 min - how do you feel about that?

I feel I can drive that comfortably. 

[Grape Ape]

Wont be a problem.  Im already at 100 pushups in 2 minutes along w the sit ups etc.   The ruck no problem at all.   I have it down pat now what pace I need to keep to stay at 15 minute mile.  Ill train my fucking balls off  - and ill try to fit this in next October.  Regardless - im going to train like crazy from here on out. 

The push ups and sit ups are easy, and I figured the ruck would be as well.   8M mile over 5...yeah..I guess so.

This quote was funny for group 002 about the only guy out of 19 who passed:

Great video… this makes me want to grow a beard, grab the heaviest thing in my office and, run right out the front door of the building all the way home.

[chaos]

Battery on a gopro only lasts 2-3 hours at most.  What about the other 45 or so hours? 

Carry spares in your ruck.

[bigmc]

Carry spares in your ruck.

he probably has to carry some stones a spear and his own excrement

so as to not leave a trail

[The Showstoppa]

Does he still give the chick contestants a surprise thumb in the ass to help them get over a wall?

[chaos]

Does he still give the chick contestants a surprise thumb in the ass to help them get over a wall?

He's advanced to the Shocker technique.

[bigmc]

i hear they do a mexican style event

which involves scaling a fence running across a river while being chased by dogs

getting shot at by trigger happy texans

then doing some menial garden labour

[chaos]

i hear they do a mexican style event

which involves scaling a fence running across a river while being chased by dogs

getting shot at by trigger happy texans

then doing some menial garden labour

Lol don't forget all the free Obama handouts that Pole Muncher lives for!

[nzmusclemonster]

Semen Guzzler getting destroyed in this thread.