"Dad, I did it. I married him."
"You married Chick? That's great sweetheart!"
"No, I married Titus...isn't that what you said?"
"Honey, I said marry the guy with the nice eyes."
"Ohhhh, I thought you said 'the guy with the nice thighs'"
"Well dear, Craig does have some sweet quads..."
"So you can see how I made that mistake daddy?"
"Sure sweetie, I mean Chick has terrible quads."
"Oh daddy, I knew you'd understand."
The End