Kristal Umana has a rant.... discuss?
I'd like to talk about something near and dear to my heart. It's a topic that has polarized this nation for far too long, and I feel like the time has come to tackle the issue head-on. The subject I'd like to discuss "crotch scratching". Yes, I'm referring to the scratching of ones crotchal area.
I feel like the double standard associated with the act of scratching one's naughty bits, needs to stop. It is socially acceptable for a man to 'adjust' his junk in public, yet the public's view of women doing the same...is negative.
Women wear a variety of undergarments, which come in all shapes and sizes. These articles of clothing can "ride up", shift, fall, slide, etc...and in doing so...create an uncomfortable environment for their promised land. Being responsible owners and caretakers of our vaginas, it is our DUTY to make sure our lady parts are at ease...even if that means we must publicly adjust/rearrange in the same manner as our male counterparts.
I am simply proposing "scratch equality". I am calling for men and women alike, to be able to proudly stand...and scratch or readjust...without the fear of discrimination or judgement by their peers. That is why I would like to declare today, Tuesday October 15th..."SCRATCH YOUR SNATCH" day. I ask all women and men to defiantly RISE UP, and SHOW your itchy junk who's boss.
Long live our comfortable private parts, and God Bless America.
