joe weider has a fetish for big german 'good ole boys'...
joe , in his geriatric dotage , remembers back fondly to the heyday of carefree bodybuildin when a young , clumsy austrian with a big gap in his front teeth and unpronouncable surname used to blow old joe's dick at the snap of his fingers.
and how old joe , with a melancholy tear in his eye, remembers draggin 'young arnold' round the gay party scene , joe holdin the ghetto blaster pumpin out tom jones 'whats new pussycat' as arnie stripped to the nuddy and had big moustachioed mary queens gropin his 'liverwurst'!
the worst thing about bein old , laydeez n jemen , is rememberin you were once young!
