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Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« on: October 16, 2013, 10:35:25 AM »
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2013, 10:37:34 AM »
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2013, 10:41:25 AM »
His popularity is more with the gays than the straight.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2013, 11:17:37 AM »
AND that's airbrushed too  ???..at least paint abs.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2013, 11:20:12 AM »
Does he lift?
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2013, 11:42:45 AM »
Not delusional, British.  :D

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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2013, 12:00:41 PM »
yep his swollen bank balance has made him 'delusional' and that fact he could probly fuck any girl he wanted
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2013, 12:06:04 PM »
Quote from: local hero on October 16, 2013, 12:00:41 PM
yep his swollen bank balance has made him 'delusional' and that fact he could probly fuck any girl he wanted
The same could be said for Steven Seagal.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2013, 12:07:55 PM »
yeh, but those girls actualy want to fuck him, not just use for monies
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2013, 12:52:33 PM »
Dude looks like a total face of douche.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2013, 12:57:25 PM »
Think of how he'd look on the same regimen as Jari "The Bull" Mentula, trained by Milos
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2013, 01:25:40 PM »
Second pic surely fake? No footballer would allow themselves to be photographed in a position of such faggotry.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2013, 02:18:17 PM »
Quote from: JasonH on October 16, 2013, 01:25:40 PM
Second pic surely fake? No footballer would allow themselves to be photographed in a position of such faggotry.

He looks young there, must've been ages ago
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2013, 03:13:26 PM »
Some women probably like little boy's bodies.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2013, 03:22:56 PM »
As is usually the case, his sleeve tats look like a mish-mash of bruising and indecipherable crud. Pointless.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2013, 03:32:48 PM »
 ::)  Ubber twink
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2013, 03:37:50 PM »
Yeah this guy just looks twinkish.  Never understood the underwear model thing

At least Christiano Ronaldo has some definition, even if he is very slim
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2013, 04:06:34 PM »
He's an elite athlete who plays soccer. Bodybuilding fans are so warped from looking at physiques that are nothing but bloated tissue from steroids, insulin, growth hormone, hcg, anti estrogen's hormones ,thyroid, diuretics, speed and epo. When a bodybuilding fan looks at an elite sprinter, running back, Olympic lifter, boxer or MMA guys they all mock their physiques. It's just bizarre to the sub culture of oiled up men posing in almost thongs to music.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2013, 04:08:03 PM »
i wish i had a bigger frame but with zero pec development and just have the oblique llnes tapering down like beckham but with no abs
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2013, 04:10:59 PM »
Photographers did a terrible job. He looks better just in every day stuff that the tabloids print of him.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2013, 04:11:07 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on October 16, 2013, 04:08:03 PM
i wish i had a bigger frame but with zero pec development and just have the oblique llnes tapering down like beckham but with no abs
lol

you mean you want to be the ultimate in skinnyfat?
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2013, 04:12:23 PM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on October 16, 2013, 04:06:34 PM
He's an elite athlete who plays soccer. Bodybuilding fans are so warped from looking at physiques that are nothing but bloated tissue from steroids, insulin, growth hormone, hcg, anti estrogen's hormones ,thyroid, diuretics, speed and epo. When a bodybuilding fan looks at an elite sprinter, running back, Olympic lifter, boxer or MMA guys they all mock their physiques. It's just bizarre to the sub culture of oiled up men posing in almost thongs to music.

Look I know a juiced-up bodybuilder fucked your mom back in the day, but your irrational hatred for bodybuilders is clouding your reading comprehension.  Nobody even mentioned the athletes you're talking about.

If you think David Beckham has a well-developed physique, well, I really don't know what to say
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2013, 04:23:44 PM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on October 16, 2013, 04:06:34 PM
He's an elite athlete who plays soccer. Bodybuilding fans are so warped from looking at physiques that are nothing but bloated tissue from steroids, insulin, growth hormone, hcg, anti estrogen's hormones ,thyroid, diuretics, speed and epo. When a bodybuilding fan looks at an elite sprinter, running back, Olympic lifter, boxer or MMA guys they all mock their physiques. It's just bizarre to the sub culture of oiled up men posing in almost thongs to music.

Dude most elite sprinters put the majority of gym rats to shame... are you kidding here? Usain bolt is an anomaly because he is so tall.

Ronaldo is an elite soccer player with a well developed physique. Beckham is/was an elite soccer player with a shitty physique.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2013, 04:26:41 PM »
I've seen him in real life about 5 feet away. Dude is really small.
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Re: Why does David Beckham always look like shit? Delusional?
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2013, 04:38:57 PM »
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