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IronGangsta

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How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« on: October 16, 2013, 10:45:14 AM »
How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2013, 10:46:09 AM »
Smell her fingers, or her breath
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The Abdominal Snoman

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2013, 10:47:47 AM »
Did she play volleyball, basketball or field hockey in high school?
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kh300

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2013, 10:48:28 AM »
Easy. I ask her out and if she says no shes gotta be a lesbian because there's no other logical reason.
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IronGangsta

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2013, 10:48:47 AM »
Quote from: cannon_fodder on October 16, 2013, 10:46:09 AM
Smell her fingers, or her breath

so her finger should smell like what? pussy juicE?
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IronGangsta

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2013, 10:49:23 AM »
Quote from: kh300 on October 16, 2013, 10:48:28 AM
Easy. I ask her out and if she says no shes gotta be a lesbian because there's no other logical reason.

I can't ask because I may insult her.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2013, 10:51:13 AM »
Quote from: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:49:23 AM
I can't ask because I may insult her.

do you mean that asking her out would insult her ?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 AM »
Quote from: B_B_C on October 16, 2013, 10:51:13 AM
do you mean that asking her out would insult her ?

asking if she is a lesbian...we kinda work together
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2013, 11:01:20 AM »
lesbians are usually ugly.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2013, 11:08:47 AM »
Quote from: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 AM
asking if she is a lesbian...we kinda work together

Mention Getbig's total understanding of "diverse" lifestyles and other cultures and then have her come here and post.
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Hulkotron

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2013, 11:09:29 AM »
Quote from: HockeyFightFan on October 16, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
Mention Getbig's total understanding of "diverse" lifestyles and other cultures and then have her come here and post.

Yes we excel at this.
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HockeyFightFan

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2013, 11:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on October 16, 2013, 11:09:29 AM
Yes we excel at this.

We are a paragon of understanding and acceptance.
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B_B_C

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2013, 11:14:18 AM »
Quote from: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 AM
asking if she is a lesbian...we kinda work together

if she turns out to be woman who wears sensible shoes will you like her any the less?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2013, 11:14:53 AM »
You could PIITB and see if she objects.
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The Onion

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2013, 11:17:55 AM »
Lesbians are aggressive and wear mullets. :P
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HockeyFightFan

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2013, 11:18:19 AM »
Ask her:

"Hypothetically, if you were buying a "winter coat", would you buy the shaved beaver or long-haired mink?'

Then give her a few winks. If she responds something like - fur is for killers - then she's a brokeass, dumb, liberal and you should be able to piss in her mouth for Coachella tickets.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2013, 11:23:14 AM »
There's no such thing as a lesbian.  They're just women who haven't been fucked right.

It's true.  Ask one.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2013, 11:25:35 AM »
Quote from: The Onion on October 16, 2013, 11:17:55 AM
Lesbians are aggressive and wear mullets. :P

I always enjoy those older Alex Gauthier pics.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2013, 11:55:49 AM »
Not sure how to tell....  I will have to Mullet It Over
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2013, 12:11:37 PM »
Quote from: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:45:14 AM
How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.

Very simple tell her you have a friend who is a lesbian and she saw her and she likes her and wait for her reply.
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IronGangsta

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2013, 01:47:28 PM »
so far all i know is that she has short fingernails, dresses a little manly but not that much that you think she is a lesbian
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2013, 02:38:02 PM »
Quote from: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
so far all i know is that she has short fingernails, dresses a little manly but not that much that you think she is a lesbian

whats the problem with just asking her for a date?
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2013, 03:00:17 PM »
Does she wear sensible footwear?
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King Shizzo

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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2013, 03:01:53 PM »
They usually look tom boyish.  Very few lipstick lesbians.
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Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2013, 03:30:43 PM »
Most women are bisexual these days.
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