Author Topic: What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day?????????? (Read 9435 times)

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #50 on:** January 03, 2006, 03:48:37 AM »

Quote from: robocop on January 03, 2006, 03:46:22 AM

killing myself

haha. Good stuff.

phyxsius · « **Reply #51 on:** January 03, 2006, 03:53:30 AM »

Quote from: Prime on January 02, 2006, 08:57:43 AM

Drive to Johnnie Jacksons gym with a video camera and get him to train back with me. Then sell the vid and make a few $$'s, oh and hopefully beat him.

end up getting gang banged by both Johnnie and Branch

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #52 on:** January 03, 2006, 03:55:35 AM »

oh shit..

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #53 on:** January 03, 2006, 03:57:01 AM »

I think I'd get breast reduction surgery. Gotta remove that gyno. Then I would get calf implants.

phyxsius · « **Reply #54 on:** January 03, 2006, 04:09:17 AM »

I would save the universe against Skeletor

Bear · « **Reply #55 on:** January 03, 2006, 04:18:02 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 02, 2006, 11:36:16 PM

There you go. Hulkster is just another queer who posts on bodybuilding boards, pretending to interested in the sport, when in reality he's here to jack-off thinking about bodybuilder's dicks. ;DDisgusting.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Someone's fighting their own homo urges a little too hard. Chill out Suck man.

M1 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 03, 2006, 05:11:30 AM »

I'd check out my shredded glutes, and probably end up jerking off over them

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #57 on:** January 03, 2006, 05:26:28 AM »

20 something ? LOL
what kind of pedophile is he
cant he relate to people his own age?
this is not good for probobybuilding
when king kong is after a 20 year old.

my 7 cents

Hulkster · « **Reply #58 on:** January 03, 2006, 03:39:45 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 02, 2006, 11:36:16 PM

There you go. Hulkster is just another queer who posts on bodybuilding boards, pretending to interested in the sport, when in reality he's here to jack-off thinking about bodybuilder's dicks. ;DDisgusting.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I've had more pussy in my life than you have ever even dreamed about!

Hulkster · « **Reply #59 on:** January 03, 2006, 03:41:37 PM »

ps- tell your mom I said hi. And no she can't come over again tonight.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #60 on:** January 03, 2006, 10:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Hulkster on January 03, 2006, 03:39:45 PM

I've had more pussy in my life than you have ever even dreamed about!

Sorry dude, but fucking inflatable dolls does not count as "pussy". Sorry.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

P.S:I told my mom you said high, and she told me to ask you if you'd like to go see Brokeback Mountain with her. She's into guy-on-guy and wants you to explain the action to her, since you know, from experience, so much about it.

Bodies · « **Reply #61 on:** January 03, 2006, 10:31:34 PM »

I'd load up my "Gat" and use my Police credentials to arrange a visit with Craig Titus - then I'd splatter the Mo therfuckers's

brains all over his jail cell, hit a most muscular hella hard and scream, "Yeah Bitch! That's what U get fo' fu cking' up the good

name o' muh sport!!! N iggaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"

phyxsius · « **Reply #62 on:** January 04, 2006, 04:02:53 AM »

Quote from: Bodies on January 03, 2006, 10:31:34 PM

I'd load up my "Gat" and use my Police credentials to arrange a visit with Craig Titus - then I'd splatter the Mo therfuckers's

brains all over his jail cell, hit a most muscular hella hard and scream, "Yeah Bitch! That's what U get fo' fu cking' up the good

name o' muh sport!!! N iggaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"

ROFL!!!

then he will go to Sacramento to terminate Arnold for granting Tookie's execution.

" Yeah buddy! You butcho Nazi. Thad's wah ya get for killing mah sweet Tookie Dookie!!"

The Ugly · « **Reply #63 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:04:28 AM »

Probably start the day with coffee and light reading, 'Hooked on Phonics' perhaps. Carry on as Ronnie would, ya know, no one suspects a thing.

End of the day, though, after my parking lot lunges, I settle into the gym's busiest corner, announcing loudly, "Ronnie Coleman gon' make doodie now!"

Plop. Plop-plop ... plop.

"Ain't nuttin' but a peanut," I say, before tuckin' my tootsie roll 'tween my legs for a little Buffalo Bill "I'd fvck me" dance.

Then, off to the bathhouse.

See, it's the NEXT DAY I'm thinkin' about.

BGSLVOWNR · « **Reply #64 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:27:36 AM »

I WOULD GO TO THE GORILLA HABITAT AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THE OTHER GORILLAS. THEN I WOULD GO THE BLACK EYED PEA AND TAP MY PLATE FOR MORE CORN BREAD.

BGSLVOWNR · « **Reply #65 on:** January 04, 2006, 11:56:36 AM »

C'MON MAN. I THOUGHT THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY.

HRDCOR · « **Reply #66 on:** January 04, 2006, 01:43:56 PM »

I would go get a Full medical !!!!!!

Justin Cera · « **Reply #67 on:** January 04, 2006, 01:56:53 PM »

If I were Ronnie for a day, what would I do?

White women, lots of them.

lonewolf · « **Reply #68 on:** January 05, 2006, 06:32:30 PM »

Check myself into a hospital and hope that I live to see tomorrow

Hulkster · « **Reply #69 on:** January 05, 2006, 06:55:54 PM »

Quote

Sorry dude, but fucking inflatable dolls does not count as "pussy". Sorry.

What about inflatable Ronnie dolls? do they count?

fathead · « **Reply #70 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:52:37 PM »

Quote from: LLES on January 02, 2006, 08:25:13 AM

I'd get in my new Bentley GT ride over to Alti's & bang her all day. Take a shot or 2, go guest pose at some show & then try to bang as many of the fitness chicks( & or groupies) I could at the same time until time ran out.

Perfect answer!!

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #71 on:** July 11, 2008, 08:32:28 AM »

gayer than wishing you were Ronnie...so you could pose for yourself naked in front of the bathroom mirror