Would let her jerk me off.
Who are you kiddin. You would take her home to mom.
True. Saturday night, no date, I'm in line at the ice cream shop and this old sag looks at me, grabs my arm and in her thick Czech accent tells me "you strong, come home and fuck me". I would do it.
I actually was with a girl many years ago that had a similar look so I would be lying if I said I wouldn't. By the way she was a lot of fun in bed.
Not my wife. LOL. I did find her on facebook and I thought her nose was exactly like that girl.