Bite me 
Bend over and spread your cheeks for me, Laura.
Give me that sweet white ass.....

I think this is SOO funny.
The guy is a trainer, he posts pics, movies of him all over the net, he tried to geve DIETING advice on his WEBSITE- Then a few POSTS UP, SOMEONE HAD TO TELL HIM BROWN RICE IS BETER THAN WHITE FOR LEANING OUT!!.
^This is truth. Brown rice is always better than white rice for leaning out.
I've already been advised by people I'm sure that know better than me to leave it alone, but I don't know...
I basically approached MIKE about this. He didn't come to ME, and that doesn't bode well for things right there.
^Exactly. I have a feeling you are biting off way more than you can chew, Jeffrey.
The fact of the matter is that Mike just does not eat like Cheri said. His metabolism isn't amazingly slow or any of that BS. The guy is on juice, supposedly eats super clean, like bb'er on a contest diet, yet is really fat?? Nah...
Michael started off as a hardgainer, so there's no reason for his metabolism to be slow in the first place, in fact if anything it should be fast.
Arvilla come on tour to Southern California. Bring your old lady so I can put her to work in Sunset Blvd.
Dissing michael is one thing, but his wife? That's a bit much, bro.
Laura really has nothing to do with it.
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