Author Topic: Cameron Diaz has Expired (Read 15513 times)

Army of One · « **on:** November 02, 2013, 04:04:59 PM »

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell, the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 02, 2013, 04:04:59 PM

As you can see in the photo above, actress Cameron Diaz has clearly passed her expiration date. Like a jug of goat’s milk out in the desert’s noon day sun, or a date left withering on the vine, Cameron Diaz is shriveled, sour, and stinks.

With Cameron Diaz’s reproductive years WELL behind her, and her looks completely gone to hell the only logical thing for her to do is to sacrifice herself for the greater good. Cameron can take comfort in the fact that though her life was completely wasted being a whore and making bad movies, she can still serve a valuable purpose by being turned into fertilizer for next season's crops.

It's funny you should say this, as I thought the same thing about 10 years ago.

She just doesn't age well.

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Parker · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:06:58 PM »

Cameron Diaz has passed her due date since she was dating Justin Timberlake.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:08:03 PM »

people in hollywood doing it all wrong

drugs
surgery
heme-iron
alcohol
injections
botox
ect

always trying to mask the issues and not really having a good diet

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:08:45 PM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:09:05 PM »

maybe she doesnt believe in aging well

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #6 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:10:23 PM »

Quote from: Parker on November 02, 2013, 04:06:58 PM

Cameron Diaz has passed her due date since she was dating Justin Timberlake.

And A-Rod

Marty Champions · « **Reply #7 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:13:14 PM »

shes had that stupid short hair due for sometime now and it sucks to look at

she should go with the full dike short buzz cut

or just long natural hair

anabolichalo · « **Reply #8 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:14:18 PM »

she's no naomi campbel

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #9 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:14:30 PM »

HockeyFightFan · « **Reply #10 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:16:15 PM »

Would hit

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #11 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:18:10 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on November 02, 2013, 04:08:45 PM

I was just going to post how hot she looked in the Mask. I thought she was total knockout. Imagine my disappointment when she got anorexic and chopped her hair off. I think I'll rub one out to the memory of how hot she used to be many, many years ago.

Army of One · « **Reply #12 on:** November 02, 2013, 04:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2013, 04:18:10 PM

I was just going to post how hot she looked in the Mask. I thought she was total knockout. Imagine my disappointment when she got anorexic and chopped her hair off. I think I'll rub one out to the memory of how hot she used to be many, many years ago.

Tits were fake, she used external implants