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Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« on: November 03, 2013, 05:04:33 PM »
Usain Bolt ate 1,000 McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics


"Diet is becoming an obsession among elite athletes.

Novak Djokovic, for example, credited his rise to the top of men's tennis to his new gluten-free diet. Kobe Bryant also has a strict diet to give him an edge at an age when his athleticism is declining.

Usain Bolt is not like most athletes.

In his new book, Bolt says he ate 1,000 McDonald's chicken McNuggets during his time at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

That's not hyperbole, it's a mathematical estimate. Here's an excerpt from the NY Post:

"At first I ate a box of 20 for lunch, then another for dinner. The next day I had two boxes for breakfast, one for lunch and then another couple in the evening. I even grabbed some fries and an apple pie to go with it."

He estimates that he ate five 20-piece boxes a day for 10 days, all because he found Chinese food "odd."

Bolt won three gold medals in one of the most electrifying Olympics performances ever, so clearly the chicken nuggets didn't hurt."
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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2013, 05:08:58 PM »
Black guy genetics of peace ::)

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2013, 05:10:20 PM »
I still want this bitch to go to an NFL training camp and get put into a coma by some undrafted D3 player. 

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2013, 05:10:56 PM »

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2013, 05:20:12 PM »
that sounds like my diet for the past 3 weeks. I've probably had 20-60 chicken nuggest m-f for the past 3 weeks or so.

lets see.. 5x20x3 = 300, 5x60x3=900... uff.. that's a lot of chicken bones and 'by products' .lol.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2013, 05:52:08 PM »
I still want this bitch to go to an NFL training camp and get put into a coma by some undrafted D3 player. 

Hahaha!

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2013, 05:54:10 PM »
Average getbigger eats all that for breakfast..

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2013, 05:54:56 PM »
Usain Bolt ate 1,000 McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics


"Diet is becoming an obsession among elite athletes.

Novak Djokovic, for example, credited his rise to the top of men's tennis to his new gluten-free diet. Kobe Bryant also has a strict diet to give him an edge at an age when his athleticism is declining.

Usain Bolt is not like most athletes.

In his new book, Bolt says he ate 1,000 McDonald's chicken McNuggets during his time at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

That's not hyperbole, it's a mathematical estimate. Here's an excerpt from the NY Post:

"At first I ate a box of 20 for lunch, then another for dinner. The next day I had two boxes for breakfast, one for lunch and then another couple in the evening. I even grabbed some fries and an apple pie to go with it."

He estimates that he ate five 20-piece boxes a day for 10 days, all because he found Chinese food "odd."

Bolt won three gold medals in one of the most electrifying Olympics performances ever, so clearly the chicken nuggets didn't hurt."



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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2013, 06:21:22 PM »
Seriously i don't get how this guy doesn't feel like shit from that food.  Jamaican food is fairly wholesome, it's not like he grew up in the projects.

Disclaimer: I know Jamaica is a shithole, but I'm pretty sure they don't go to the bodega or food&liquor for their groceries like poor urban blacks in America do.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2013, 06:22:48 PM »
I still want this bitch to go to an NFL training camp and get put into a coma by some undrafted D3 player. 

if one could get near him that is

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2013, 06:24:13 PM »
if one could get near him that is

Lol please, straight-line speed doesn't mean a whole lot on the football field.  He'd get rocked

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2013, 06:35:06 PM »
Lol please, straight-line speed doesn't mean a whole lot on the football field.  He'd get rocked

Boom!   You know what you speak of my friend.  That punk bitch would gey crippled in a JV game.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2013, 06:36:20 PM »
Lol please, straight-line speed doesn't mean a whole lot on the football field.  He'd get rocked


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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2013, 06:50:40 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics/athletics/7403158.stm

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Your performance enhancing drug program included the following seven prohibited substances: THG, testosterone/epitestosterone cream, EPO (Procrit), HGH (Serostim), insulin (Humalog), modafinil (Provigil) and liothryonine, which is a synthetic form of the T3 thyroid hormone (Cytomel).
THG is a previously undetectable designer steroid nicknamed "the clear." It was primarily used in the off season and was taken two days per week, typically on Mondays and Wednesdays. Generally, these were the two most intense weight-training days of the week. The purpose was to accelerate healing and tissue repair. Thirty units (IU) of the liquid was place under the tongue during the morning time-frame. THG was used in cycles of "three weeks on and one week off."
Testosterone/epitestosterone cream was also primarily used during the off season. It was rubbed into the skin on the front of the forearm two days per week, typically Tuesdays and Thursdays. The dosage was ½ gram which contained 50mg of testosterone and 2.5mg of epitestosterone (20 to 1 ratio). The purpose was to offset the suppression of endogenous testosterone caused by the use of the THG and to accelerate recovery. The testosterone/epitestosterone cream was also used in cycles of three weeks on and one week off.
EPO was used three days per week during the "corrective phase", which is the first two weeks of a cycle. Typically, it was on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. It was only used once per week during the "maintenance phase" thereafter, typically this was every Wednesday. The dosage was 4,000 IU per injection. The purpose was to increase the red blood cell count and enhance oxygen uptake and utilization. This substance provides a big advantage to sprinters because it enables them to do more track repetitions and obtain a much deeper training load during the off season. EPO becomes undetectable about 72 hours after subcutaneous injection (stomach) and only 24 hours after intravenous injection.
HGH was used three nights per week, typically on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Each injection would contain 4.5 units of growth hormone. Once again, this substance was used primarily during the off season to help with recovery from very strenuous weight training sessions.
Insulin was used after strenuous weight training sessions during the off season. Three units of Humalog (fast-acting insulin) were injected immediately after the workout sessions together with a powdered drink that contained 30 grams of dextrose, 30 grams of whey protein isolates and 3 grams of creatine. The purpose was to quickly replenish glycogen, resynthesize ATP and promote protein synthesis and muscle growth. Insulin acts as a "shuttle system" in the transport of glucose and branch chain amino acids. There is no test available for insulin at this time.
Modafinil was used as a "wakefulness promoting" agent before competitions. The purpose was to decrease fatigue and enhance mental alertness and reaction time. A 200mg tablet was consumed one hour before competition.
Liothryonine was used help accelerate the basic metabolic rate before competitions. The purpose was to reduce sluggishness and increase quickness. Two 25mg tablets were taken one hour before competition. There is no test available for liothryonine at this time.
In general terms, explosive strength athletes, such as sprinters, use anabolic steroids, growth hormone, insulin and EPO during the off season. They use these drugs in conjunction with an intense weight training program, which helps to develop a strength base that will serve them throughout the competitive season. Speed work is done just prior to the start of the competitive season.
It is important to understand it is not really necessary for athletes to have access to designer anabolic steroids such as THG. They can simply use fast-acting testosterone (oral as well as creams and gels) and still easily avoid the testers. For example, oral testosterone will clear the system in less than a week and testosterone creams and gels will clear even faster.
Many drug-tested athletes use what I call the "duck and dodge" technique. Several journalists in the UK have recently referred to it as the "duck and dive" technique. This is basically how it works.
First, the athlete repeatedly calls their own cell phone until the message capacity is full. This way the athlete can claim to the testers that they didn't get a message when they finally decide to make themselves available. Secondly, they provide incorrect information on their whereabouts form. They say they are going to one place and then go to another. Thereafter, they start using testosterone, growth hormone and other drugs for a short cycle of two to three weeks.
After the athlete discontinues using the drugs for a few days and they know that they will test clean, they become available and resume training at their regular facility.
Most athletes are tested approximately two times each year on a random out-of -competition basis. If a tester shows up and the athlete is not where they are supposed to be, then the athlete will receive a "missed test". This is the equivalent to receiving "strike one" when up to bat in a baseball game. The current anti-doping rules allow an athlete to have two missed tests in any given eighteen-month period without a penalty or consequence. So, the disadvantage for an athlete having a missed test is that they have one strike against them. The advantage of that missed test is the athlete has now received the benefit of a cycle of steroids. Long story short, an athlete can continue to duck and dive until they have two missed tests, which basically means that they can continue to use drugs until that time.
In summary, it's my opinion that more than fifty percent of the drug tests performed each year should be during the off season or the fourth quarter. This is when the track athletes are duckin' and divin' and using anabolic steroids and other drugs. Let me provide some rather startling information for your consideration. If you check the testing statistics on the USADA website, you will find that the number of out-of-competition drug tests performed during each quarter of 2007 are as follows: in the first quarter there were 1208, second quarter 1295, third quarter 1141 and in the fourth quarter there were only 642.
In late 2003 I advised USADA about the importance of random testing during the fourth quarter of the year. They did initially seem to follow my advice because they increased the number of fourth-quarter tests in 2004, 2005 and 2006.
However, they failed to continue this practice in 2007. Why would USADA decide to perform only 15% of their annual out-of-competition tests during the fourth quarter? Let's not forget that this is the off season before the upcoming summer Olympic Games. This is equivalent to a fisherman knowing that the fish are ready to bite and then consciously deciding that it is time to reel in his line and hook, lean his fishing pole up against a tree and take a nap.
On several occasions, I have provided detailed information to both USADA and WADA in an attempt to help them establish more effective testing policies and procedures.
I certainly have more information that I would like the opportunity to provide to you and UK Sport, but I will leave that for another time.
Hopefully, this information will be helpful and I am available to assist you further upon request.
Yours sincerely,
Victor Conte
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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2013, 06:54:27 PM »
Didn't all the top athletes import all the food due to risk of drug contamination and/or eat at the athletes food hall? Usain supposedly ate at some Beijing McDonald's?

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2013, 07:02:08 PM »
If you dont eat any carb, still you can be in good shape.
Plus he is a prime track and field athlete, his trainning burns lots of calories

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2013, 07:16:08 PM »
If you dont eat any carb, still you can be in good shape.

Chicken mcnuggets have carbs:

20 mcnuggets have 59g carbs, 59 g fat and 44 g protein.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2013, 07:22:56 PM »
aside from being constipated 24/7, that sounds delicious.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2013, 07:26:01 PM »
I still want this bitch to go to an NFL training camp and get put into a coma by some undrafted D3 player. 

He can't hold Renaldo Nehemiah's jock strap.  It won't happen. When last I saw on a video, he can't even catch a screen.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2013, 07:35:38 PM »
Usain Bolt ate 1,000 McNuggets at the Beijing Olympics


"Diet is becoming an obsession among elite athletes.

Novak Djokovic, for example, credited his rise to the top of men's tennis to his new gluten-free diet. Kobe Bryant also has a strict diet to give him an edge at an age when his athleticism is declining.

Usain Bolt is not like most athletes.

In his new book, Bolt says he ate 1,000 McDonald's chicken McNuggets during his time at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

That's not hyperbole, it's a mathematical estimate. Here's an excerpt from the NY Post:

"At first I ate a box of 20 for lunch, then another for dinner. The next day I had two boxes for breakfast, one for lunch and then another couple in the evening. I even grabbed some fries and an apple pie to go with it."

He estimates that he ate five 20-piece boxes a day for 10 days, all because he found Chinese food "odd."

Bolt won three gold medals in one of the most electrifying Olympics performances ever, so clearly the chicken nuggets didn't hurt."


Big deal

Have you seen GO4IT's breakfasts???

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2013, 08:12:51 PM »
i remember we had this emloyee meal thing where there was a buffet of fried chicken and some slaw and biscuits some years back

lets just say i shit giant bricks that nearly killed me from the pain of the constipation fuck that why do you idiots eat meat

veggies and fruits dont constipate, its like we have the answers right in front of us of what we really should be eating. alot of getfaggets love there ass being constipated
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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2013, 08:22:56 PM »
Big deal

Have you seen GO4IT's breakfasts???

  Have I seen Go4it's breakfast? Have I seen Go4it's breakfast???  I see it in my sleep, I see it on billboards along the freeway, I see it in inflight magazines. I see his fucking breakfast everywhere!  Damn Go4it's breakfast all to hell!  I'll kill the next person who speaks of Go4it's breakfast. Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2013, 10:33:32 PM »
aside from being constipated 24/7, that sounds delicious.

the running/continuous exercise would help keep him flushed

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2013, 10:35:40 PM »
the running/continuous exercise would help keep him flushed

I try to keep my exercise to mondays and sometimes wednesdays.

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Re: Usain Bolt ate 1,000 chicken McNuggets
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2013, 02:37:41 AM »
no way that he ran on that much sodium/fat

total BS