I would but I've never seen a compelling study that showed growing a moustache would reduce my chances of getting prostate cancer.
So I'd probably just donate and never mind so much with the moustache show. But I'm not even going to do that since I already give to the RSPCA as my charity of choice and I'm not going to give money to anyone else.
Which is what I tell people begging for money at shopping centres for their charity who probably put half the takings in their pocket. FFS let me do my shopping in peace without being accosted by some doe-eyed mall hall stalker. Ass Holes.
