your kiddie porn pic of underage kendall jenner didn't load, but even without the pic I can ask you this...
if you're attracted to girls who resemble 12yr old boys with long hair, who's really the fahg? 
You think hot 18 year old models are ugly.
You say things like "ugh"
You know things like this: "and worst of all, they talk like their sisters."
and this: "the only one worth anything is Kortney... the only non-tainted, non-mudshark."
So you obviously watch every show or whatever they are on, and are clearly a superfan.
You are gay.