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Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« on: November 03, 2013, 09:54:12 PM »
For some reason she thought that early Sunday morning before our Church service was a good time to run the vacuum cleaner.

Have any of you married fellows encountered this problem?

God Bless

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2013, 10:01:04 PM »
For some reason she thought that early Sunday morning before our Church service was a good time to run the vacuum cleaner.

Have any of you married fellows encountered this problem?

God Bless

She is after priest, you could be just warm up for her lips muscles.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2013, 10:56:29 PM »
She is after priest, you could be just warm up for her lips muscles.

Lol
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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2013, 11:03:01 PM »
another 30 post gimmick. This place is starting to turn back into a shithole.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2013, 11:19:38 PM »
another 30 post gimmick. This place is starting to turn back into a shithole.

Why have you violated the Lord's will so willingly? What basis do you have to criticize me, given your numerous transgressions?

“Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery." (Luke 16:18)

To the married I give this charge (not I, but the Lord): the wife should not separate from her husband (but if she does, she should remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband), and the husband should not divorce his wife." (1 Corinthians 7:10-11)

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2013, 11:30:06 PM »
Why have you violated the Lord's will so willingly? What basis do you have to criticize me, given your numerous transgressions?

“Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adulteury, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery." (Luke 16:18)

To the married I give this charge (not I, but the Lord): the wife should not separate from her husband (but if she does, she should remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband), and the husband should not divorce his wife." (1 Corinthians 7:10-11)

Fuck off.    Joe 11:30

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2013, 11:37:24 PM »

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2013, 11:59:53 PM »

“Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery." (Luke 16:18)


WHO is Luke ?, his surname please  :)

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2013, 12:04:58 AM »
WHO is Luke ?, his surname please  :)

Gimmick is quoting scripture and being judgemental at the same time. Obviously not the brightest of gimmicks

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2013, 12:08:53 AM »
Gimmick is quoting scripture and being judgemental at the same time. Obviously not the brightest of gimmicks

Not Luke Wood,  :P  ;D

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2013, 12:15:50 AM »
For some reason she thought that early Sunday morning before our Church service was a good time to run the vacuum cleaner.


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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2013, 01:24:44 AM »

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2013, 04:00:14 AM »
Gimmick is quoting scripture and being judgemental at the same time. Obviously not the brightest of gimmicks

The Scripture clearly indicates that your behavior constitutes sin. I hope that you pray that the Lord forgives you for abusing so many women (by locking them into failed marriages and divorcing them) -- his better creations.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2013, 04:10:12 AM »
update us what the request was within 12 hours after the suck job

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2013, 04:16:27 AM »
Then she asked you to wear a bunny suit and hop around while she received the BBC.  Right?

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2013, 04:36:51 AM »
another 30 post gimmick. This place is starting to turn back into a shithole.

Calm down Coach, it's probably just Shizzo.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2013, 05:09:43 AM »
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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2013, 05:13:07 AM »
shes cheating on you and feels guilty

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2013, 05:35:18 AM »
 
Calm down Coach, it's probably just Shizzo.
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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2013, 05:50:43 AM »


You may burn in hell for that photoshop but I laughed so hard I pissed my pants.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2013, 06:14:57 AM »
You may burn in hell for that photoshop but I laughed so hard I pissed my pants.
I am hell.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2013, 06:37:50 AM »
He never said she sucked his flimsy cock, he said she vacuumed the carpet.

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Re: Wife Just Woke Me Up With a Suck Job
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2013, 07:21:25 AM »
The Scripture clearly indicates that your behavior constitutes sin. I hope that you pray that the Lord forgives you for abusing so many women (by locking them into failed marriages and divorcing them) -- his better creations.

Mmm, I guess you know my "behavior" better than I do. lol