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Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« on: November 05, 2013, 12:19:50 PM »
Talk about outsourcing! Will they export their lowly hygiene into space as well? Will future space travelers have to dodge waves of high-speed Indian turds and relatives' corpses (jettisoned from their craft for religious purposes) in addition to asteroids?

ISRO to launch India's first spacecraft to Mars
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/04/india-mars-probe-launch-space

"The cyclone season is almost over, the planets are in alignment, the countdown has started. On Tuesday at 2.46pm local time, a rocket will blast off from the Indian space port on a small island in the Bay of Bengal, heading for Mars.

Its course will be closely followed. The $70m (£45m) mission – India's first attempt to reach the red planet – aims not just to gather information that might indicate if life has ever existed or could exist there, nor simply to showcase Indian technology, but to steal an interplanetary march on its regional rival, China.

'In the last century the space race meant the US against the Soviets. In the 21st century it means India against China,' said Pallava Bagla, one of India's best known science commentators. 'There is a lot of national pride involved in this.'

That the mission was about national pride was never in doubt. It was announced last year by prime minister Manmohan Singh in his annual address from the battlements of Delhi's famous Red Fort, the bastion of the Mughal emperors. Its success would mean the Indians would join the Russians, the US and the European space agency which have all also reached Mars."

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2013, 12:21:06 PM »
dang, i thought you meant american indians figure they were building a casino up there to avoid the rush.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2013, 12:23:27 PM »
we ll never "colonize" mars or any other planet.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2013, 12:59:07 PM »
$70 million, isn't that a little cheap?

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2013, 05:18:50 PM »
they are not colonizing

they are going home


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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2013, 05:28:45 PM »
dang, i thought you meant american indians figure they were building a casino up there to avoid the rush.

 ;D  I kind of thought the same thing.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2013, 05:32:54 PM »
we ll never "colonize" mars or any other planet.
we will.

read something from a science professor once in a while ,to get a balance from all the bible reading.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 05:33:29 PM »
Colonization = turning Mars into a giant 7-11.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 05:59:15 PM »
There's a fat Indian guy who works out in my gym, he makes the whole place stink of a horrendous stench-vergence of curry and Indian BO.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2013, 06:00:20 PM »
Using today's technology - - - no, we're not going there.

But 200 years ago, the thought of a iphone could have someone labeled as insane.  Today, 3rd graders have them.

Let's see what kinda mars-colonization technology we have in 100 or 200 years.  We'll have nano tech machines manufacturing air, steel and water on the surface from rocks.  We'll have ships that will get people there in 3 days.  I can't imagine some of the amazing things people will take for granted.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2013, 06:02:16 PM »
good to see british aid money being well spent

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2013, 06:03:15 PM »
The real question is who will install the first slurpee machine on the moon?

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2013, 06:08:47 PM »
 :)
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2013, 06:22:31 PM »
they are not colonizing

they are going home



LOL

You must have some stories after spending time over there.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2013, 06:44:44 PM »
$70 million, isn't that a little cheap?

There ability to do things at a low cost makes them a potential world leader in rocketry.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2013, 06:47:20 PM »
Yes USA would likely spend $700 million doing the same thing.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2013, 06:49:53 PM »
LOL was hoping it was the Native Indians of America :D

That'd be something, Rocketships with names such as "Flying Bull", "Flying with Wolves" etc

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2013, 07:15:42 PM »
we will.

read something from a science professor once in a while ,to get a balance from all the bible reading.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2013, 08:53:14 PM »
There ability to do things at a low cost makes them a potential world leader in rocketry.
Sometimes, doing things on the cheap, just won't cut it.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2013, 02:40:26 AM »
LOL

You must have some stories after spending time over there.


dude... i try not to be ethnically insensitive... but when i see a country full of starving people that's proud about launching crap into space and then spends a variety of weeks of the year celebrating a host of weird gods while working 120hr weeks for peanuts....

oh yeah, i had some pretty crazy experiences... but most of them were very good

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2013, 02:47:18 AM »

dude... i try not to be ethnically insensitive... but when i see a country full of starving people that's proud about launching crap into space and then spends a variety of weeks of the year celebrating a host of weird gods while working 120hr weeks for peanuts....

oh yeah, i had some pretty crazy experiences... but most of them were very good
70 million could have done wonders for a new sewage system and toilets for  millions of families.

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2013, 02:50:33 AM »
70 million could have done wonders for a new sewage system and toilets for  millions of families.


clean food and water would have been a better start

i visited a town on a weekend with some colleagues (dude came from there) where people were so fricken poor it was unreal... and when i say "town" i mean a shanty full of 50000 people...

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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2013, 02:53:25 AM »
$70 million, isn't that a little cheap?


That's what I'm thinking. 70 million wouldn't pay for a nasa toilet system.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2013, 02:54:34 AM »
Using today's technology - - - no, we're not going there.

But 200 years ago, the thought of a iphone could have someone labeled as insane.  Today, 3rd graders have them.

Let's see what kinda mars-colonization technology we have in 100 or 200 years.  We'll have nano tech machines manufacturing air, steel and water on the surface from rocks.  We'll have ships that will get people there in 3 days.  I can't imagine some of the amazing things people will take for granted.

Yeah but were still moving slower than a lot of futurists thought. Part of it is because socialism and the nationalism that really drives socialism has become taboo. Just look at how fast the Germans and soviets progressed when they decided they wanted to be a superpower.
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Re: Indians Take Potential Step Toward Eventual Martian Colonization
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2013, 03:40:56 AM »
Talk about outsourcing! Will they export their lowly hygiene into space as well? Will future space travelers have to dodge waves of high-speed Indian turds and relatives' corpses (jettisoned from their craft for religious purposes) in addition to asteroids?
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On Tuesday at 2.46pm local time, a rocket will blast off from the Indian space port on a small island in the Bay of Bengal, heading for Mars....

The question of life on Mars will be a moot point after this, as the microorganisms of India can withstand anything. Rocket ride through space to Mars and Mars itself will be no biggie for the stomach bugs of India....

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